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FIG Picks: Isles @ Smurfs, April 1

Someone not named Brock Nelson scored the first Islander goal last night. This is not an April Fool's joke. Apparently it was a fellow named Sebastian Aho. (No, the other one.) Anyhoo, the real fools are tonight's opponents, the Sassoon-lovin inhabitants of the World's Most Overrated Arena, which hasn't been truly notable since Stanford White got gunned down on its roof six-score years and two versions ago.

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