FIG Picks: Bolts vs Isles, Mar. 27

Back-to-back matinees and Brock Nelson scoring first preclude the chance of a quick turnaround today. (Brock Hudson FIG goals take like three times the national average to compile.) A nightmare where Morty Seinfeld and I survive a high-rise collapse precludes me getting to sleep again any time in the next year.

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