FIG Picks: Bruins vs Isles, Mar. 26

It's early. It's gray. It's an Earl Grey matinee. (As opposed to the Band's Moondog Matinee, previously discussed.) So the Bruins are coming to town for lunch, wearing their traditional black and gold, much like Sting. A doo doo doo, a dah dah dah, is all I've got to say to you. And thus our narrator crosses the 50-word limit and thereupon collapses to the dismay of none.

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