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Zeitgeist: Islanders issue third apology letter to fans this week

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“Please, just, pick up the phone. We know you’re there.”

Pull it together, man.

The Islanders issued another statement to fans via their Twitter account this morning, the third straight day ownership has apologized to fans for their disappointing season.

A request for further clarification was denied by one of their best friends, who said, “Now might not be the best time. They’re taking this pretty hard.”

The Islanders missed the NHL playoffs for the second straight season. No changes are expected to be made among team management.

Here’s the latest statement in full:


This isn’t real. But given how this whole week has gone (“Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”), there’s still time for them to write a real one like this.