what do Ceti-Alpha V and the coliseum have in common?
1) unbearable like a conversation with kirk
2) smells like broccoli on a summer day like kirk after a workout
3) hard to breathe like being near kirk when he farts
4) no luxury boxes
5) small, cramped like kirk's brain
6) a shithole in the middle of nowhere
7) below average like kirk's I.Q.
9) still a shithole
10) ugly like kirk's face