reminder: moving back to the coliseum would be like moving back to Ceti-Alpha V

what do Ceti-Alpha V and the coliseum have in common?

1) unbearable like a conversation with kirk

2) smells like broccoli on a summer day like kirk after a workout

3) hard to breathe like being near kirk when he farts

4) no luxury boxes

5) small, cramped like kirk's brain

6) a shithole in the middle of nowhere

7) below average like kirk's I.Q.

8) inhospitable

9) still a shithole

10) ugly like kirk's face


welcome home

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