Garth Snow is General Manager of the New York Islanders. I hacked into his emails recently. Below is a screenshot of what I found.
(Credit goes to dajokr for the "How Barzal" line. (See here). Hope it's ok I put that in here, I just found it hilarious.)
Please note: this is not real. I did not actually hack into Garth Snow's computer or Gmail account. I am
stealing borrowing this idea from Down Goes Brown (see here) and Grantland (see here). Previous versions I've done: Jack Capuano (part I, part II and part III) and James Dolan.