i'm not talking about cappy(tain) kirk this time... i mean getting fired is way too good for him... he should be drowned in gagh crap and buried on ceti alpha 5...

i refer to your cappy... the head guy... the top dog... the big bloodworm of Regula... the fat man in charge... ok it still sounds like kirk... but no...

so as i zip through the galaxy in my stolen federation ship with my ragtag headband wearing crew... i get a little reflective... about love (me dear wife), life (the years i lost being a frozen ice pop), death (that piss pants smelly child monkey named Kiiiiirrrrkkkk)

and what i've learned after all these many centuries is sometimes you need to change the guy at the top...

you have captain pike... he's great until some big headed aliens trick him into thinking he's no longer a raisin...

then kirk takes over and he's all fine and dandy boppin every green babe in site but endangers his crew time and time again to preserve his own ego. after kirk came decker... oh but that "good guy" kirk couldn't leave well enough alone and stole command back leaving decker hooking up with a bald chick on a satellite in the middle of space to start a new species... (or whatever the hell that was)...

then after some years you get the bald headed picard... at least he had the spaceballs to show his chrome dome... unlike one particular apple eating pussy boy wearing a bath mat on his head

the point is... all good things must come to an end...

remember when i kicked kirk's ass? oh that was a fun day... dude fights like a menstruating dabo girl...

but usually hands it off to his stunt double... i mean they don't even look alike... what the hell?

so what's my point? 1) kirk is a jerk 2) changing captains is a necessity so let's get on with this... even if it's not the cappys fault you gotta light a fire under someone's ass with a nice big explosion and i'm not getting any younger