Islanders News: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.

Islanders stuff

• Who on the Islanders can dish the disk? [Passing Stats FanPost]
• No, John Tavares is not secretly working for the KGLeafs. [LHH]
• Oshawa finishes the Memorial Cup round robin at 3-0 thanks to a stifling defensive performance against Kelowna. [CBC]
• The Islanders have a few decisions to make on upcoming unrestricted free agents, some of whom are more important than others. Not all will agree on who qualifies. [The Hockey Writers]
• A live report from the final WWE Raw show at Nassau Coliseum. [Cageside Seats Fanpost]
• Construction on the Islanders' campus at Barclays Center is underway and that green roof is looking a little greener. [NetsDaily]
• Sure, go ahead and build that Coliseum, Bruce. Just, don't make it too big. [Newsday]

Other stuff

• Well, that was emphatic. [BSB]
• Ken Hitchcock will be back in St. Louis for at least one more year. He has "unfinished business." Game Time is not convinced this is a good idea.
• The Blues also need to figure out what they're going to do with that Vladimir Sobotka guy. [Puck Daddy]
• Which teams are looking at unloading this off-season to stay under the cap, and who can benefit. [NHL Numbers]
• In his finest performance in decades, Emilio Estevez stars in "The Actor Who Tweeted About That Hockey Team That Was Based on A Movie He Was Once In." [Puck Daddy]
• Montreal's Alexei Emelin is a test subject for the four stages of analytics. [EOTP]
• More signs are pointing at Dan Bylsma and the Sabres joining forces. [Puck Daddy]
• Old Flyers are stunned the team hasn't won a Cup since they were bullying the rest of the league [Philly.com], while Bob Clarke takes a hack at the ankles of Tank Nation. [BSH]
• The Coyotes now have a 26-year-old assistant GM. At 26, my main accomplishment in life was getting through Ace of Spades on Guitar Hero clearing out my bank account to buy a PS2. [SB Nation] (sorry. I can't count anymore and got my timeline mixed up)

This just in:

What's up @strome18 ..you working on the 14 year old body yet?..see if aidan can beat your bench press next year #skinnyfat

— Michael Grabner (@grabs40) May 27, 2015