Frans Nielsen's Danish Backhand of Judgment: Super Turbo Edition

We've seen Frans Nielsen's patented shootout move, "The Danish Backhand of Judgment" a million times, give or take, over his career. We like it so much, we made a shirt to honor it.

But we've never seen anything like the goal Nielsen scored tonight against the Hurricanes. It was just like the DBOJ, only he skated from coast to coast and did it at ludicrous speed.

Look upon ye doom and tremble:

Here's the full video, narrated by an exuberant Jiggs McDonald for your listening pleasure.