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How was the pregame? Did you find the Dolan puppet strings attached to Staple's sinister, conspiratorial posture? No? The shadow government must be sneakier than we feared.
Devils (31-28-14, 5th-Wild Card) @ Islanders (28-35-10, 8th/Metro)
7 p.m. EDT | MSG/+ | WRHU/WRCN/WFAN
Nassau [gloriously unsponsored] Veterans Memorial Coliseum
Shootout curse (but please don't curse): In Lou We Trust