Islanders-Rangers [Battle of NY II game thread]

GREETINGS, EARTHLING.

WE ARE HERE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR CULTURE AND ITS STRANGE HABITS.

AS WE UNDERSTAND IT, TONIGHT SOME OF YOU WILL WAR AMONGST YOURSELVES OVER THE FORTUNES OF TWO LOCAL "HOCKEY" TEAMS, WHILE OTHERS WILL CELEBRATE "VALENTINES" AT GUNPOINT.

WE HEAR SOME OF YOU WILL EVEN ATTEMPT TO PULL OFF BOTH. GOOD LUCK.

Islanders (4-7-1, 14th/E) vs. Smurfs (7-5-0, 8th/E)
7 p.m. EST | MSG/+ | Audio: NHL - WRHU
[landmark-turned-cable-network] Garden
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