To steal from a pop culture meme of the moment:
If you borrowed the Islanders for five seconds, you’d be like, "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.
What does that mean? The Islanders are bi-winning.
May your veins course with tiger's blood, as you go a'game-threading on this fine eve. Post-game will be late, after my required rec league festivities.