Well, it's the day before the day before Christmas, two teams at the bottom fighting for who gets to go to Christmas dinner saying, "Not it!" in regards to last place, two teams felled by too many factors to recount here, and two new coaches -- one with a lot of hair, one with not much hair at all.
I'm out buying rat poison. (Seriously.) But I should be here some time in the first period. This is your game thread. You better believe there will be egg nog.