Offside: What The Wiz Really Meant

Update: The NHL announced Wisniewski has been suspended two games.

By now I am pretty sure everyone has either heard of or watched the uh, "gesture" between Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski and Rangers forward Sean Avery.

What's that? You haven't? Lucky for you, video is after the jump. [Warning: NSFW, or at least implicitly graphic-ish if you don't believe this was all about ice cream.]

Okay, what Wisniewski did COULD HAVE been wrong, but that's up to the interpretation of the viewer. So, being as funny as everyone is here (right Dom?) we decided to open this up to you guys for what was REALLY meant.

A few short Rules before you offer your line:

• This MUST be kept clean. If you're clever enough you don't have to upset The Children.
  
• One entry per comment.
• Rec the best of the best and they will turn green and you will be glorified.

I will start us off: "Hey Sean, rock that Mic!"

So tell us: What's really going on here?