Knock-knock.
"Who's there?"
Orange.
"Orange who?"
Orange you glad man discovered hockey?
(Sorry about that.) I'm supposed to be at a costume party -- at the time I prepared this post, it was a toss up between dressing as Cher or as Rodney Dangerfield's character from Caddyshack (I'm telling you, sometimes being the son of a Czech -- with access to his old wardrobe -- comes in handy).
So I won't be here for the whole game, and maybe for none of it. I suspect many of you might be in the same boat. But if you're here, have at it, and I'll try to catch up tomorrow. Extra credit if you tell me what I missed.