After 13 years, a ton of losses and a million injuries, the Islanders have placed goalie Rick DiPietro on waivers. It's a tough time for the former All Star and first overall pick. But a famous life coach has some words of advice for him. (parody)
The story has been told again and again: "Rick DiPietro is always hurt." Well, it's all fantasy. New evidence shows that DiPietro's "injuries" are really just a web of lies and lazy reporting. Or it could be a parody of the Manti Te'o hoax.
Few are surprised to find the Islanders in last place. But injuries and a constant make-shift lineup have deprived new coach Scott Gordon of the chance to change minds.
The New York Islanders bring a long injury list into their first meeting with the rival first-place (gulp) Rangers.
Bouncing back from a beating in New Jersey the previous night, the Stars attacked early and often to take down the New York Islanders.
