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H.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Two Fehrs'

A determined army of Orc-players, led by the mighty and dreaded dark lord Fehron, rampage against the on-coming faction of NHL team owners in book two of H.R.R. Tolkien's epic 'Lord of the Revenue" fantasy trilogy.

NHL Cancels Schedule Through November 1st

You make us fly all the way up to Toronto, then show us three proposals we don't like? Oh yeah? Take this! Harrumph!

H.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Fellowship of the Revenue'

Young hobbit Grodo Bettmins is given a monumental task: stop the dark lord Fehron and his army of players from conquering Hockey-earth and taking all the owner's money in H.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy classic, "The Fellowship of the Revenue."

NHL CBA negotiations, GlenGarry Glen Ross-style

Broadway's newest (fake) hit takes a raw, uncompromising look at the cutthroat NHL CBA negotiations which resume this weekend. Remember: Coffee is for closers.

Zeitgeist: NHL Engraves Lockout Statement on Stanley Cup

With the NHL getting so good at lockouts, it's time they engrave their prepared statement on the lockout to the Stanley Cup.

Islanders Sign RFA Matt Martin to 4-year Contract

The hit man returns just before the lockout doomsday clock strikes.

Video Game Review: Ice Hockey Lockout (Atari 2600)

A satirical look at a (fake) classic video game that lets NHLPA players take on NHL Collective Bargaining negotiations.

PBS Presents: "LOCKOUT," an 8-part film by Ken Burns

With another potential NHL lockout on the horizon, this satire looks at how documentary filmmaker extraordinaire Ken Burns would tackle the subject. (Spoiler: it would be really, really long)

LHH Zeitgeist Op-Ed: Clarifying My 'Greatest Fans' Statement, by Gary Bettman

A satirical op-ed piece by NHL Commish Gary Bettman addressing "the greatest fans in the world."

Like a Spanish Flu: NHL to Raise Banners Honoring Latest Lockout

A satire of the latest potential NHL lockout scenario. Why raise player numbers to the rafters when you can honor labor disputes?

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