Tuesday's meeting between NHL owners and players is supposed to jumpstart the stalled CBA negotiations. But our source says it's meant to serve a more sinister purpose: to be a surprise birthday party for Bruins owner Jeremy Jacobs.
Not even an appearance on Judge Judy could bridge the gap between the NHL and the NHLPA and end this ridiculous lockout.
It's a clash of wills and wallets when NHL commissioner Gary Bettman opposes influential Flyers owner Ed Snider's demands to end to the lockout in this (not really) classic British stage play.
Young hobbit Grodo Bettmins is given a monumental task: stop the dark lord Fehron and his army of players from conquering Hockey-earth and taking all the owner's money in H.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy classic, "The Fellowship of the Revenue."
The NHL owners negotiating committee is a motley bunch, hardly reassuring to hockey fans fearing another lockout.
