Top 5 Explanations for P.A. Parenteau Being 'Sick'
P.A. Parenteau missed practice due to illness Monday. If he's not ready for the New York Islanders visit to Philadelphia Tuesday, he'll be missed. We present conspiracy theories.
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Diagnosis: 'Islander-Face.' Di-scussing De-injuries to De-faces
Disclaimer: Because there has been some confusion (really?!) with the truthiness of our LHH Zeitgeist posts, we reiterate that what follows is not, in fact, based on real events ... as far as you...
Wrong Pickup Lines: The real reason the Islanders don't land big fish
With Evgeni Nabokov refusing to report the Islanders, maybe the real problem is GM Garth Snow is using the wrong waiver "pickup lines."
