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Leafs replace scouts with room-sized computer

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[humor] Days after naming stats-focused junior team GM Kyle Dubas to their upper management team, the Toronto Maple Leafs fired their entire scouting staff and installed a massive single computer...

Vanek Negotiation: Isles gift winger a Greek diner

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(humor) As an incentive to entice the high-scoring unrestricted free agent winger to stay with the club, the New York Islanders gave Thomas Vanek his own diner.

Penguins Fire Medical Staff

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Leave it to a cheap, cut-rate organization to fire its staff and probably cut corners or something blah blah etc. ...

No Islanders-related content whatsoever, but this is simply gold. Dan(n)y Heatley requesting trade...

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No Islanders-related content whatsoever, but this is simply gold. Dan(n)y Heatley requesting trade out of San Jose. (Parody, duh.)

This is totally off-topic (and hilarious), but the Islanders' season is over -- and none of you...

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This is totally off-topic (and hilarious), but the Islanders' season is over -- and none of you post many FanShots, anyway :-)

A tour of great goal celebrations

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Brought to you via Not Your Average Ice Girl (Isles fans are never average), who includes the Palffy kiss and -- for Liverpool/Portsmouth, etc. fans -- even Peter Crouch.

Surreal moments in pundit history

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On the lighter side, an Al Morganti season-opening column from 2002-03, in which he forecasts the L.A. Kings will defeat the "growing power" N.Y. Islanders in the Stanley Cup finals. Some other interesting notes in there, too. He called the Trottier-as-Rangers coach right. (I'm not ripping him here, just enjoying the trip back; hindsight is 20/20 and preseason predictions are notoriously hard.)

KK's Hockey Quote for the Ages

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Oh, the many challenges or practicing PR in hockey. Whether to announce bans on certain toys, for example.

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