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Are You a JIM? You're not alone.

Sympathies to those cursed with following the Jets, Islanders and Mets.

Transcript: NHL Disciplinary Video for Lubomir

A satirical take on Islanders defenseman (for now) Lubomir Visnovsky's racing accident over the weekend.

LHH Zeitgeist EXCLUSIVE: Garth Snow's Pre-Draft Itinerary

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What was Garth Snow thinking when offered a shocking trade of draft picks to Columbus GM Scott Howson? A procured e-mail from the Islanders may have the answers. Or it might be a parody.

LHH Zeitgeist: Moulson Racks Up 10 More Award Nominations

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Matt Moulson is getting so many good-guy honors, what's a few more for the New York Islanders winger?

LHH Zeitgeist: Islanders Issue Apology for 2011-2012 Season

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What if the New York Islanders issued an apology for 2011-2012 season? It might sound like this.

Study: Penalty box does "absolutely nothing whatsoever" in the long term to deter players from committing violations.

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Stunning findings. "JustIce has called for several sweeping reforms to the penalty-box system, including longer minimum sentences, though with time off for good behavior such as not squirting fans with water bottles or damaging the facilities with the stick or skates; anger management therapy for those demonstrating repeated aggressive tendencies; and career counseling to help notorious instigators, fighters, and enforcers become productive members of the passing and checking community."

Video: If Your Roommate Handled Take-Out Like a Pro Athlete

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What if your roommate treated every decision like an athlete in post-game interviews?

"I gotta say my boy Doug Weight. Me and Johnny [Tavares] are staying in his guest house now."

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"I gotta say my boy Doug Weight. Me and Johnny [Tavares] are staying in his guest house now."

Matt Moulson, in the "2 Minutes in the Box" Q&A in The Hockey News (Jan. 11, 2010 issue), answers the question, "Which current NHLer is a lock for the Hall of Fame?" Obviously, Matty Mo knows how to stay on the right side of his landlord.

Byfuglien and the Wild things

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BC's favorite Hawks target Dustin Byfuglien in a great send-up of the "Where the Wild Things Are" trailers.

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