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The topic of enforcers' value came up earlier, and WebBard commented how fun it is to have enforcers entertain when the team is, um, not good. Naturally Cairns came up. You want a guy to stir it up in an inter-conference game? Cairns was your man... Announcer: "Yeesh. I don't think Bootland wanted any part of Cairns to tell you the truth." True dat.

You're my boy, Bruno! File this under "unstaged fights." Two undersized, visored guys going at it to resolve a wrong. As they said in Running Scared: "No autopsy, no foul." The voters at Hockeyfights.com currently give the nod to Gervais, but credit to Stempniak for responding to Gervais' hit -- which must have felt like a mauling despite coming from the single arm of Gervais' 6'0", 190-ish frame.