Lighthouse Hockey, a New York Islanders community

The Phoenix Coyotes finally have a new owner following The Undertaker's victory over CM Punk at Wrestlemania 29. The four-time WWE champion defeated Punk by pinfall and was awarded ownership of the troubled hockey franchise. (parody)

After a missed deadline and a year of unfulfilled promise, Phoenix Coyotes ownership prospect Greg Jamison has been placed on waivers and could be picked up by the New York Islanders, according to a source. (parody)