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Rangers coach John Tortorella is known as a fiery and combative bench boss. But unknown to most of the hockey world is that he has been submitting jokes to The New Yorker's cartoon caption contest for years. Here are some of his entries. (parody)

The New York Islanders squeaked out a 2-1 win over the Ducks, thanks to J.S. Giguere's soft outing and the luck of sitting on a lead for two periods.