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Barclays Center and Brooklyn Nets CEO Brett Yormark revealed plans to broadcast Islanders games in black and white "Yormark-Vision." (parody)

Astronomers have discovered a galaxy cluster that they believe could contain a shocking revelation: an National Hockey League in which every team is run by Mike Milbury (parody)

The Vancouver Canucks have tapped former Islanders and Bruins coach and general manager Mike Milbury to be their new coach. Milbury, who replaces the fired Alain Vigneault, looks to use his long NHL experience to guide the Canucks to a championship.

The Dallas Stars have tapped former Islanders and Bruins coach and general manager Mike Milbury to be their new coach. Milbury, who replaces the fired Glen Gulutzan, looks to use his long NHL experience to guide the Stars to a championship.

The New York Rangers have tapped former Islanders and Bruins coach and general manager Mike Milbury to be their new coach. Milbury, who replaces the fired John Tortorella, looks to use his long NHL experience to guide the Rangers to a championship.

San Jose Sharks forward Raffi Torres will miss a charity barbecue this Memorial Day weekend after being suspended for yet another dangerous hit. (parody)

The Islanders season ended with an overtime loss to the Pittsburgh Penguins. So let's say a few kind words about their season. On second thought...how about some unkind ones?

Internet troll Brian Buzzi feels his personal attacks, homophobic slurs and over-the-line insults are prepped and ready for the next round of the NHL playoffs.

Unsung checking forward Bryan Trottier had a fairy tale career with the Pittsburgh Penguins, rising from nowhere to become a key role-player for hockey's most decorated franchise. His story is a lesson in perseverance and dedication. (parody)