A satirical look at NHL star Alex Semin's currently unsigned status for next season.
With the hottest free agents Zach Parise and Ryan Suter both heading to the Minnesota Wild, the rest of the hockey-watching U.S. can get back to enjoying a holiday.
The New York Islanders signed Brad Boyes and Matt Carkner to free agent deals of one- and three years respectively, while P.A. Parenteau fled to Colorado for four years and $16 million.
July 1 brings unrestricted free agency open season to the NHL. The New York Islanders try to play along.
Players sign free agent contracts for all different reasons including money, a shot at a championship, one more season in the best hockey league in the world and money. Also, lots of money. Using...