Alex Semin's Backstage Rider May Be Keeping Him Out of the NHL
A satirical look at NHL star Alex Semin's currently unsigned status for next season.
A satirical look at NHL star Alex Semin's currently unsigned status for next season.
With the hottest free agents Zach Parise and Ryan Suter both heading to the Minnesota Wild, the rest of the hockey-watching U.S. can get back to enjoying a holiday.
After one day of free agency, is the Islanders' season already over? This parody story says it is.
The New York Islanders signed Brad Boyes and Matt Carkner to free agent deals of one- and three years respectively, while P.A. Parenteau fled to Colorado for four years and $16 million.
July 1 brings unrestricted free agency open season to the NHL. The New York Islanders try to play along.
Players sign free agent contracts for all different reasons including money, a shot at a championship, one more season in the best hockey league in the world and money. Also, lots of money. Using...
The pool of NHL free agent forwards is voluminous. Some might even sign with the New York Islanders.
LHH Satire: Updated U-Haul Truck Rates for NHL Free Agents. When you get paid mountains of cash, let us move them for you.
P.A. Parenteau's agent says he'll be hitting unrestricted free agency, meaning the New York islanders will have to find other names to fill their roster once July 1 hits.