Lighthouse Zeitgeist

Humor, parody, fiction and other things to make us laugh from the New York Islanders and the wider world of hockey.

The Final Cappy Exit Interview: XI(b)

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Closing up an (apparent) 11-part series of Jack Capuano's nonsensical exit interviews with the 2012 (but not really) - 2013 New York Islanders hockey team.

Exit Interviews: Cappy vs A-Mac vs Frans

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Our fictional series of coach exit interviews reaches its inevitable conclusion: Threats by Frans Nielsen to destroy us all.

Zeitgeist: Coyotes Owners Appalled by Property

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The Phoenix Coyotes ownership saga is finally over, but when the new owners opened the team's doors, they were greeted with nothing but garbage, feces, rotting food and broken down cars. (satire)

NHL Free Agents To Form Barnstorming Travel Team

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Tired of waiting for offers for their services, Tim Thomas, Ilya Bryzgalov, Mikhail Grabovski and other NHL free agents will barnstorm North America playing exhibition games against all local...

Cappy Exit Interviews: Strait, Grabs, prodigal D

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In this installment, Islander Coach Jack Capuano discusses life, love, and the pursuit of liberty with his players.

Analysis: What Does This Isles Photo Tell Us?

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A seemingly innocuous photo might give Islanders fans an invaluable preview of the team's 2013-2014 season.

Zeitgeist: Relocation Destinations for MSG

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The New York City Council has told Madison Square Garden that it needs to move within 10 years. But where the heck can it move to? Lighthouse Hockey has some suggestions.

Zeitgeist: Letters from Isles Prospect Camp, Day 4

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The final day of Islanders mini-camp means a scrimmage and a crisis of confidence for our anonymous (and very very fake) prospect.

Jets All-Time Top Scorer Retires

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Thanks to rushed expansion, poor ownership selection, franchise relocation and branding, the NHL record books are as weird as Ilya Kovalchuk's career.

Zeitgeist: Letters from Isles Prospect Camp, Day 3

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Another day at Islanders mini camp teaches our anonymous (and totally made-up) prospect insider about what life in the pros and on Long Island is like.

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