Lighthouse Zeitgeist

Zeitgeist: Tim Thomas' Greatest Islanders Moments

Tim Thomas is poised to leave the Islanders as a free agent and we take look back at all of his monumental achievements with the team. (satire. duh)

Isles Prepare for Free Agency by Clipping Coupons

In an effort to stick to a budget while still signing free agents to his up-and-coming club, New York Islanders general manager Garth Snow plans on shopping smartly this off-season by using the NHL coupons he's been collecting all year long. (satire)

Program Teaches NHL Hopefuls Pierre McGuire Safety

In order to properly prepare them for life in the NHL, draft prospects must learn how to avoid the dangers of NBC hockey analyst Pierre McGuire. A new program at this year's draft has all the information they need to stay safe. (satire)

Pre-Draft Psych Quiz: Guess the Prospect!

Match the prospect with their answers to the pre-draft psych test.

Devils Partner with 'Legitimate Businessmen'

The New Jersey Devils continue to have debt problems, and have decided to partner with some local "legitimate businessmen" in the hope of finally getting back on the straight and narrow. (satire)

Te gusta los interviewos de exitas? LOS TENEMOS!

The series continues as a (fictional) Jack Capuano mows through player exit interviews...

Report: Flyers Trying to Acquire Everybody

Rumors have been swirling that the Philadelphia Flyers are trying to acquire every single player in the NHL right at this minute. (satire)

Cappy Exit Interview VII: Reasoner, Martin, lights

Moving right along, Cappy continues with this installment of his End of Year interviews.

Scientists Find NHL Run Entirely by Mike Milbury

Astronomers have discovered a galaxy cluster that they believe could contain a shocking revelation: an National Hockey League in which every team is run by Mike Milbury (parody)

Cappy Exit Interviews VI: Bailey & which Mac now?

I think this is part VI, I've lost count. But anyway, Head Coach Jack Capuano's quest to note each and every door that will be used continues with uni #s 12 - 14.

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