The story has been told again and again: "Rick DiPietro is always hurt." Well, it's all fantasy. New evidence shows that DiPietro's "injuries" are really just a web of lies and lazy reporting. Or it could be a parody of the Manti Te'o hoax.
With the lockout officially done, NHL teams are ready to play. Unfortunately for the New York Islanders, that means them, too. (parody)
Forget cheap tickets and free popcorn. Those were just the tip of the iceberg, Some NHL teams are ready to use big discounts and once-in-a-lifetime experiences to bring casual fans back after the lockout. Here's a sneak peek at some upcoming promos.
In the exciting conclusion of H.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Revenues" trilogy, the war for Hockey-earth is finally decided. Strider Scot L. Arabaugh readies for battle, while hobbit Grodo Bettmins attempts to conquer the horrors of Mount Lockout.
It's beginning to look a lot like Islesmas... except for, you know, not having any Islanders games to watch. What brought us to this lowly state?
A roundtable discussion at current events magazine The Atlantic laid the NHL's latest lockout at the feet of expansion teams like the Coyotes, NHLPA boss Bob Goodenow and the weather. No, it wasn't a parody. But this final "lost" entry is.
The NHL's lawsuit against the NHLPA names 36 players, including New York Islanders star John Tavares.
The NHL selected young LeBron Matlock first overall in its 2012 Lawyer Draft. The hot shot attorney from Ohio thinks he can step right into the legal team's line-up for the league's recently-filed suit against the NHLPA. Does he have what it takes?
Satire: The NHL and NHLPA met Wednesday with psychic mediums hoping to use the spirit world as a guide to a new collective bargaining agreement. Can the mediums contact the recently deceased NHL offer and ease the negotiations?
Commissioner Gary Bettman is mad as hell and he's not going to take these negotiations anymore! In Lanny Chayefsky's seminal work, Bettman's growing insanity is a metaphor for the NHL and the ruthlessness of collective bargaining.
