Lighthouse Zeitgeist

Humor, parody, fiction and other things to make us laugh from the New York Islanders and the wider world of hockey.

Bloggers Injured in Violence Over Hockey Stats

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A hockey stats related skirmish erupts, causing hysteria on the internet and harming people with sports opinions. Injuries include sore typing fingers, broken forehead blood vessels and raised...

Source: Rob Ford Has Dressed as Leafs Mascot

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Toronto mayor Rob Ford has at least once dressed as Maple Leafs mascot Carlton the Bear, Lighthouse Hockey has learned. The video shows the mayor wearing the suit and telling unseen companions, "I...

Congratulations to two-time Cusp champion Wild

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Some fans want to win in the long haul, but for the Minnesota Wild, it's best to live in the moment and talk about the championship pedigree and penchant for player development.

Zeitgeist: Dr. Phil's Advice to Stop NHL Violence

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The host of television's Number One daytime talk show says it's time for a changing day in the life of the National Hockey League. Dr. Phil offers his tips for how the NHL can end ugly incidents...

Proper Care: The Rick DiPietro Owner's Manual

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After a buyout and few months of rest, Rick DiPietro has signed a try out contract with the Charlotte Checkers of the AHL. Islanders fans recommend they read this manual thoroughly before...

Isles Resurrect Ghost of Radek Martinek

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The Islanders have turned to an old, lost soul and released the ghost of Radek Martinek into the NHL following the loss of Lubomir Visnovsky to a concussion last weekend. UPDATE: He'll play in...

Zeitgeist: Ryan Miller's No Movement Clause

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Lighthouse Hockey has an EXCLUSIVE look at Ryan Miller's No Movement Clause, that pesky five year old document that's keeping him from being traded to whatever team you want to trade him to. (satire)

Zeitgeist: 'Passenger' Isles to Live on Airplane

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To shake up the sluggish Islanders, coach Jack Capuano announced that the team will live, sleep & eat aboard a Lufthansa 737 during an upcoming four-game homestand. "They wanna play like...

Flyers Name Sylvester Stallone Head Coach

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Concerned about the team's direction, the Flyers have fired new coach Craig Berube and named movie legend Sylvester Stallone head coach. Stallone vows to lean on his action movie experience to...

Zeitgeist: NHL Shuts Down In Impasse Over Fighting

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The National Hockey League shut down Wednesday, with those opposed to fighting in the sport continuing to demand that the league's goons be removed and commissioner Gary Bettman and traditionalists...

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