Lighthouse Zeitgeist

Zeitgeist: Burke's Gift to Tavares

As the Islanders rode into Toronto for a game against the Maple Leafs, New York centre John Tavares found a gift in his locker from erstwhile Leafs GM Brian Burke. Why would a former team executive leave a present to a rival player? (satire)

Lighthouse Hockey Requests Trade from SB Nation

A recent news report claims that young Islanders blog Lighthouse Hockey feels it is being misused by SB Nation and has requested a trade from the network that drafted it. Or it could be a parody.

Rick DiPietro's Injury History is a Hoax

The story has been told again and again: "Rick DiPietro is always hurt." Well, it's all fantasy. New evidence shows that DiPietro's "injuries" are really just a web of lies and lazy reporting. Or it could be a parody of the Manti Te'o hoax.

Zeitgeist: Islanders Lament End of NHL Lockout

With the lockout officially done, NHL teams are ready to play. Unfortunately for the New York Islanders, that means them, too. (parody)

More Post-Lockout Discounts to Woo Back Fans

Forget cheap tickets and free popcorn. Those were just the tip of the iceberg, Some NHL teams are ready to use big discounts and once-in-a-lifetime experiences to bring casual fans back after the lockout. Here's a sneak peek at some upcoming promos.

H.R.R. Tolkien's "The Return of the League"

In the exciting conclusion of H.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Revenues" trilogy, the war for Hockey-earth is finally decided. Strider Scot L. Arabaugh readies for battle, while hobbit Grodo Bettmins attempts to conquer the horrors of Mount Lockout.

How the Bettminch Stole Hockey

It's beginning to look a lot like Islesmas... except for, you know, not having any Islanders games to watch. What brought us to this lowly state?

The Atlantic Solves the Lockout. You're Welcome.

A roundtable discussion at current events magazine The Atlantic laid the NHL's latest lockout at the feet of expansion teams like the Coyotes, NHLPA boss Bob Goodenow and the weather. No, it wasn't a parody. But this final "lost" entry is.

High Hopes for Top Pick in NHL Lawyer Draft

The NHL selected young LeBron Matlock first overall in its 2012 Lawyer Draft. The hot shot attorney from Ohio thinks he can step right into the legal team's line-up for the league's recently-filed suit against the NHLPA. Does he have what it takes?

Supernatural: NHL, NHLPA Meet with Psychic Mediums

Satire: The NHL and NHLPA met Wednesday with psychic mediums hoping to use the spirit world as a guide to a new collective bargaining agreement. Can the mediums contact the recently deceased NHL offer and ease the negotiations?

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