Lighthouse Zeitgeist

Humor, parody, fiction and other things to make us laugh from the New York Islanders and the wider world of hockey.

Zeitgeist: Crosby Awarded Ownership of Islanders

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Penguins star Sidney Crosby was finally awarded official ownership of the New York Islanders on Monday. With 73 points in 39 career games against the Islanders, Crosby has now claimed complete...

North Korea Threatens NHL Realignment

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North Korean supreme leader and die-hard Panthers fan Kim Jong-un has threatened a nuclear strike over the NHL's realignment plan because of Florida's inclusion in a division with northern cities...

Zeitgeist: Islanders to Move Back in with Parents

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The New York Islanders have decided to pack up their stuff and move back in with their parents rather than spend another day dealing with a miserable landlord. (parody)

Zeitgeist: NHL Tough Guys Repel Alien Invasion

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All seemed lost for humanity during a recent alien invasion until a group of NHL enforcers used grit, toughness and good ol' fashioned fisticuffs to change the momentum. (parody)

Zeitgeist: Islanders Blow Lead, Lose Oscar Pool

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A strong start wasn't enough to keep the Islanders from losing their Oscar pool on Sunday. They correctly predicted victories by Life of Pi & Anna Karenina, but lost the third period battles of...

Zeitgeist: O'Reilly's Dad Reaches Out to DiPietro

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After 13 years, a ton of losses and a million injuries, the Islanders have placed goalie Rick DiPietro on waivers. It's a tough time for the former All Star and first overall pick. But a famous...

Zeitgeist: Ruff Breaks Out Nash Bridges, The Verve

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For the first time since 1997, Lindy Ruff is not the coach of the Buffalo Sabres. That means he has a lot of free time to catch up on some hobbies and interests he had to give up years ago like...

Zeitgeist: Pope Benedict to Have Number Retired

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With Pope Benedict XVI stepping down at the end of the month, the Vatican has announced plans to retire his number and the decision is not sitting well with some fans. (parody) (not really about...

Zeitgeist: Meteor Brings Russian Hockey Superboy

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The meteor that exploded over Russia last week brought more than just window-busting shockwaves. A young boy with amazing super powers was found in a spaceship among the debris and the Russian...

After Win, Isles Allowed Off Crippled Cruise Ship

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After Thursday's 4-3 shootout win over the Rangers, the New York Islanders snapped their 5-game losing streak and can finally leave the powerless cruise ship they had been stranded on for the last...

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