Lighthouse Zeitgeist

Humor, parody, fiction and other things to make us laugh from the New York Islanders and the wider world of hockey.

Report: Isles to pay players in Bitcoins in '14-15

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(humor) The New York Islanders are planning to pay their players in intangible Bitcoins beginning next season. Once again, the unorthodox hockey club finds a new way to not spend real money on its...

Gov. Cuomo declares a state of emergency for Isles

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New York Governor Andrew Cuomo declared a state of emergency for the New York Islanders amid the prolonged futility that has pounded fans for almost two decades. Long Island residents are urged to...

There's an AMac for that: Why you need MacDonald

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Islanders defenseman Andrew MacDonald is a popular trade target for teams looking to upgrade for the playoffs. A lot of people will tell you his game has too many holes. THOSE PEOPLE ARE WRONG.

NCAA Strips LaFontaine of Islanders, Sabres Stats

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After a three-month investigation, the NCAA announced it has stripped Pat LaFontaine of his statistics and awards accumulated while playing for the Buffalo Sabres and New York Islanders. (Satire.)

Pierre McGuire detained by Sochi police

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(humor) NBC hockey analyst Pierre McGuire was detained in the Winter Olympics host city of Sochi on charges of spying. He was held overnight in a police station and intimidated by the officers "big...

OCP to rebuild Isles Tavares as cyborg 'RoboJohn'

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With their star sidelined for the remainder of the NHL season with a knee injury, the New York Islanders and megacorporation OCP say they plan to rebuild John Tavares as a half-human half-robot...

Non-Olympic Isles compete in snowball fight

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The Islanders' team-wide parking lot snowball fight begins this week for players that were not invited to participate in their national teams at the Winter Games in Sochi. (humor)

What Twitter would say if Billy Smith played today

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The Islanders' dynasty era netminder is a legend because of his win total and his battlin' style. But that's with 30 yeras of hindsight and history behind him. What would hockey media say if he...

Yankee Stadium Forecast: Freaking cold

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Lighthouse Hockey's unlicensed meteorologists are predicting a cold one out there when the New York Islanders face the New York Rangers at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx on Wednesday night.

Stadium Series Safety Tips presented by Coors

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Coors Light, the NHL's Stadium Series sponsor, has issued a handy guide for keeping warm while watching tonight's Islanders-Rangers game at Yankee Stadium. We don't want to know what would happen...

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