[Bits] Six pack for Wild, hangover for Islanders

Yippee! Every shot we take is a goal! - Paul Bereswill

In a stunning reversal, Islanders protest themselves by walking out of 6-0 loss to Minnesota.

Your spouse/significant other/mother was right: you should have watched Chopped last night. The Islanders' next game is... SUNDAY!? What the hell? Oh well. See everybody then.

Islanders news:

Around the league

  • Last night's NHL scores. The wheels come off in Ottawa and Thomas Vanek scores a hat trick for the Canadiens in a win over Colorado.
  • Patrick Roy and the Avalanche in Montreal or course means questions of when he would return to coach the Habs. [Puck Daddy]
  • Panthers, arena, politicians, owners, money, blah, blah, blah. [Sun Sentinel]
  • Blues legend and part time cable executive James Dolan made the rounds talking up the Knicks hiring of Phil Jackson, but he also talked a little Rangers, too. [NY Post]
  • Shocking news: the Predators are having trouble scoring. More shocking news: the headline involves the phrase "playoff push." [Fox Sports]
  • Pro tip: don't wear bawdy custom jerseys to Consol Energy Center to watch a Penguins game. [Puck Daddy]
  • The Top 10 Hobey Baker award candidates, courtesy of  SB Nation College Hockey.

We need a laugh. This clip is surprisingly relevant to last night's shitshow.

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