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Pure playoff speculation/fun


Now that this team has made the playoffs, and we're already inundated with NHL playoff promos showing how teams that go deep grow more hirsute (minus Crosby's face pubes), who on the Isles might sport the most impressive foliage, and how long might it get? Not surprisingly, given their respective ages, few members of the team have had more than a goatee when it wasn't Mo-vember, but in that one month a few players managed to sprout some decent flavor-savers. So who grows the most/best?

My money is on this team making the Eastern finals at the least, so 3 weeks-to-a-month can mean some good growth. As for who I imagine would be most hairy, Grabs has a head start with his 'stache-goat' combo already so it's not the fairest of guesses. Moulson always has stubble and may have a huge neck-beard before all is said and done. Any wildcards?

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