How much, for how long -- and when will the deals be christened? Place your bets.
Alas, the powers of the FanPost allow for only one radio-button poll per post, so we'll use that on just one player. The Parise poll is below. (Edit: Also created a Suter poll right here. It was originally on the homepage, but I think the lyrical options made it too long.)
As always, leave your picks, your guesses and your rationales in comments. Enjoy. And for reference and realism's sake, check team charts on Cap Geek and remember the next cap is set at $70.2 million, barring a sudden change and CBA agreement.
Where will Zach Parise end up? For how much (elaborate in comments)?
Devils - I stick around, I stick around (58 votes)
Wild - Mama, mama I'm comin' home (36 votes)
Penguins - I'm on a highway to hell (43 votes)
Rangers - Child is born in the ghetto (6 votes)
Kings - Take me down to Paradise City (6 votes)
Islanders - '80s, I'm livin' in the '80s, push, struggle (56 votes)
Other - Because we're not listing every freaking team (48 votes)
253 total votes