Here are mine:
1) "Hi Garth, I really want to make the play-offs this year, especially because of the positive buzz a winning season would have on getting a new Arena deal done. There is 20 Million cap space open and my check book is also open. So get the players you need to make it happen. Just one condition - if we don't make it this season - You Are Fired!"
2) "Good morning . Mr. Wang, It's tough out there, and even offering big bucks doesn't guarantee getting a top guy because of the Barn we play in, and a lot of people say that that public bond deal isn't going to happen. So if it is such a sure thing for the bond holders and the Town, why don't you and your bankers finance it yourselves? You were in for billions with the Lighthouse Project. In that way with just a few permits - you could be digging by New Year's Day. If not I think this conversation will be between a different owner and GM of a team with another name playing in another city in another country in a few years from now."
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