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LHH Mock Draft: Picking 23rd? Greatness personified.

Editor's note: Even if you haven't been keeping up with our community-organized Lighthouse Hockey Mock Draft, kfallon took his selection in a different direction that deserves a look.

Picking 23rd are the Pittsburgh Penguins, victims of the mighty Dwayne Roloson in the 1st round.

I don't claim to be an expert in hockey or the Penguins, so I sought one out and hit the jackpot. I found Greatness. A player so great, he still graces the cover of video games to this day. So great, he has little need for basic American sustenance. So great, his team would have won three straight Stanley Cups were it not for some no-name punk.

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Mario Lemieux is co-owner of the Penguins (along with Ron Burkle). He tends to keep a modest profile in league matters but was kind enough to take some time out and lend his insight:

KF: It's an honor and a pleasure, Mario! Welcome to Lighthouse Hockey.

ML: Lighthouse? This doesn't have anything to do with the Islanders, does it?

KF: We get that a lot. Lighthouse Hockey is dedicated to players from some of the less-hockey-centric countries in Europe. We cover Finns, Swiss, Czechs, and a small contingent covers Danish players with a passionate vigor.

ML: Understood. Just making sure. Our organization is proud of our consistency; we're always prepared.

KF: Let's get this out of the way: You're the owner of the Penguins; wouldn't talking about the draft to me be a bit of a disservice to your team?

ML: Good question. Though there are certain circumstances I believe it's beneficial to use my influence as an owner, I try to leave our draft to our general manager, Ray Shero. He does a great job.

KF: Let's take a look back at this season. What do you think went wrong this year?

ML: I don't like to make excuses, but clearly the powers that be didn't want Pittsburgh to win another Cup this year. Sidney (Crosby)'s year was derailed by a blatant cheap shot. This kind of play is unnecessary, and those kind of players should be banned from the league. We couldn't protect our best assets, and it cost us.

KF: Kind of makes you want to tear down posters from your bedroom door.

ML: I'm not quite sure I follow you.

KF: It's a new saying. It means sometimes even the people some revere can drive you nuts.

ML: Never heard of it.

KF: Apologies. Looking forward to the draft, what would you be looking for?

ML: Aside from skill obviously, we're always looking for character. The conduct of your players define your franchise as a whole. We take character very seriously when making personnel decisions.

KF: We went over the LHH Mock Draft 1st round before we got started, so let's get to it. Who would you select at 23?

ML: Portland Winterhawks Defenseman Joseph Morrow.

KF: Why Morrow?

ML: Well first of all, he's Canadian. Not one of those European goons. But Joseph possesses wonderful skating touch and soft hands. He scored 49 points on a Winterhawks team that to the best of my knowledge, wasn't all that talented at the forward position. I think he could bring some punch to our already-spectacular power play.


KF: Morrow is listed at 6'1" and a touch under 200 pounds so he certainly isn't small, but a bit short for a defenseman. What would you say to critics claiming he may need to develop a physical edge to his game?

ML: As I always say, it's easier to teach a scorer to check.

KF: That sounds very familiar…

ML: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Kevin.

KF: Right you are. Thanks for your time, Mario!

Up next on the LHH Mock Draft at #24 are IslesOfficial and the Detroit Red Wings.

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like the pick

but not sure why winterhawks are assumed to not be that talented at forward. the have forwards ryan johhansen (spelling) and our Nino, plus torontos 2nd rounder Bross? or is it Ross? among others….i like Morrow’s game though, good pick

by CanadianIsleslifer on Jun 14, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhh...

He was being satirical and sarcastic…

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by IslesOfficial on Jun 14, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I gotcha

check the link over “talented”

by kfallon2 on Jun 14, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was like a pick and a year-in-review all in one

Color me tickled.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Jun 14, 2011 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Seven recs and counting...

We’re approaching new territory for a mock draft post.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Jun 14, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I took a cue from you, sir

from your Don King-Scott Gordon press conference long ago. I tried to go back and comment/rec it but the section is closed.

And another thing: I’m writing and designing the Game 7 highlight of the Stanley Cup Finals for SportsCenter later today. My supervisor for the game is a monster Penguins fan.

I told him I was drafting for the Penguins and he approved of Morrow. I don’t think he’ll approve of much else here.

by kfallon2 on Jun 15, 2011 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

...aaand we've turned it up to 11!

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Jun 15, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don King

A regret that Gordon didn’t last longer is we could have done a series of Don King-promotes-Gordon posts. Gordon was so wonderfully dry, he was ripe for a hype master.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Jun 15, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I put it into double digits...

I’m a big fan of mock interviews, during a mock draft… maybe we need to write a mockumentary.
5 Easy Pieces… the story of the 2011 NHL Entry Draft.
Nice job, KF… good read… good pick.

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by JPinVA on Jun 15, 2011 7:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

A hockumentary, if you will

Was just reviewing scenes from Spinal Tap last night as part of pre-trip banter. A hockey mockumentary would be fantastic.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Jun 15, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

A Chris Guest/Ricky Gervais type...

HardKnocks for hockey centering around the NEW WINNIPEG JETS…. would put the NHL network on the map.

Lighthouse Hockey: where "you better check yourself before you rec yourself" -bobl
If your life isn't pathetic enough already, follow me on twitter @JPinVA

by JPinVA on Jun 15, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you watched Oil Change at all?

I know it was Alberta-produced, but even still I feel like I, uh, “understand” the wind-up toy that makes Tambellini tick now.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A doughnut with no hole is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Jun 15, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...

…and I think that if you sprinkle in a little “THE OFFICE”, a pinch of “BEST IN SHOW” and a heaping TBS of “SPINAL TAP” you would get one helluva HOCKUMENTARY….
I have a feeling when they let a grown up run that organization it will be consistently in the cup conversation. The problem is finding a grown up that is willing to work in that environment… they may have to look to the backup goalie pool.

Lighthouse Hockey: where "you better check yourself before you rec yourself" -bobl
If your life isn't pathetic enough already, follow me on twitter @JPinVA

by JPinVA on Jun 15, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

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