Two separate entries for TEH RECKONING, but this one is pretty hilarious: 8. Rick DiPietro vs. Brent Johnson, Feb. 2: Johnson skates in and throws a left hook right over DiPietro's extended right arm, knocking him out cleanly. That extended-arm defense only works against amateurs. Pros will always take advantage of the way it leaves your face open. Cover up in your shell next time, DiPietro. Stick that right jab, don't leave it hanging out in front of you like a goddamn lance. You're not a Knight of the fucking Round Table. You're an unconscious hockey player.