Matt Cooke Strikes Again
This guy is complete trash.
Edit: What appears to be a complete video history of Cooke's cheap shots
UPDATE: League agrees. Cooke is suspended rest of the year plus 1st round of playoffs.
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Don't worry
There was no intent and it was just an unfortunate hockey play. I’m sure Mario and Shero made him sit in the corner facing the wall for the rest of the game and told him “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed in you.” Case Closed.
The History of Matt Cooke: All credit goes to Keith who sent the link forward from PPP.
If someone can fill me in on if there’s any history between Cooke and MacDonnagh feel free, but really it seems like he just wanted to throw an elbow for no good reason.
A Pens fan actually complained about the Rangers having Avery. Avery’s done and said some dumb shit, but he’s only been suspended once (Unless the SBN player profile is wrong) for his sloppy seconds comment.
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and that sloppy seconds comment
i believe is a longer suspension than any matt cooke has gotten i believe
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Avery's sloppy suspension is longer than Cooke's first THREE combined
A repeat offender three time over before the suspension increased. Gillies rule was not in effect.
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Let's not get it wrong here.
Both Cooke and Avery are pieces of shit. Cooke is just a bigger piece of shit.
by Fabtraption on Mar 21, 2011 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
12 Courics

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by Keith Quinn on Mar 21, 2011 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This guy should be suspended 10+, if not, thats a joke by the NHL
I expect the NHL to be a joke as usual
by Meet Me at the Lighthouse on Mar 20, 2011 6:33 PM EDT reply actions
PJ Stock just said that what Gillies did the 2nd time was not all that bad
and did not deserve 10 games
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by Jtpdolphins2009 on Mar 20, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions
pfft- NOW people are saying that?
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by TheMetalChick on Mar 21, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
In fairness
Almost to a man, Pensburgh condemned the hit. And today, he literally cost them the game. They were up 2-1 at the time and the Rags scored 2 or 3 times on the ensuing PPs (some of which was 5 on 3 thanks to a blood drawing high stick on Callahan).
I think for one of the first times today, Ranger fans saw what we see every time we play the Pens; dirty unpenalized play just about all game. I think I understand the strategy now. If you are dirty just about every play, the refs won’t call everything because they feel like they’re calling too much…you’ll get away with more.
A friend of mine had a similar approach to meeting girls at a bar…if you have a 20% success rate, just make sure you talk to 5-10 women and you take one home.
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by Keith Quinn on Mar 20, 2011 7:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Good to hear that about Pennsburgh
and there are plenty of Pens fans who are against Matt Cooke. Unfortunately there are some Rotten eggs who still refuse to admit that Cooke is a douche
Of course all of this could have been averted if Mario said “Since I’m taking a stand against Head shots and that the league is too weak in penalizing such hits, I’m going to suspend Matt Cooke for the rest of the season and release him in the offseason as I do not agree with his track record”
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Funny yes, but....
This fool better get 10 games!
by Russel Ginart on Mar 20, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to introduce money to the mouth
Mario Lemieux should offer the NHL his $1 billion dollar fine or whatever the hell he was proposing as a gesture of good will and proof that he isn’t a blow hard. Take the cash right out of the owner’s pocket, namely his.
Next season the Penguin faithful Cooke apologists can pay a little extra for their Pens tickets to balance Mario’s books for him.
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I hate to be cynical
And I certainly hope the light is dawning over at Pensburgh… but I can’t help but think that if this play hadn’t hurt the team on the ice, they wouldn’t be horrified.
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Aw crap, didn't finish the thread
H19 got there first. Sorry about that!
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Ive heard of that
A friend of mine had a similar approach to meeting girls at a bar…if you have a 20% success rate, just make sure you talk to 5-10 women and you take one home.
Its the Boomhauer method.

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by TheMetalChick on Mar 20, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost to a man, Pensburgh condemned the hit. And today, he literally cost them the game.
If the Penguins win on the shorty is he still condemned or is it only because he cost them the game?
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You wonder...
I think they realize it’s dirty, but still view it differently that Gillies because he has “hockey skill”. They also are aware that he put the GM and ownership in a bad position because they spoke out.
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by Keith Quinn on Mar 21, 2011 9:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think Gillies second “hit to the head” ion Clutterbuck s nowhere near as bad as Cooke’s flying elbow so at least you can’t pretend it is a “hockey” play.
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Gillies brought his arm up and was coming to the aid of his team mate who was hit with a dangerous cheap shot from behind...
Gillies was doing the honorable thing while Cooks hit was a blatant attempt to elbow another player in the head for no apparent reason…At least Gillies has a reason and it was honorable…This is why the league cant do away with this problem because they actually allow it….The league actually encourages it…Its cause and effect
Isn't his track record worse than Gillies?
I am not trying to be an apologist for Trevor, but judging by the hit, how does he get anything less than Gillies?
Because it was the Penguins he probably gets nothing.
Another question: How is this guy still standing after all of these hits?
That's the irony, isn't it?
People said they needed to suspend Gillies even more than 10 games because “he hadn’t learned his lesson” etc. Cooke’s history of lessons not received goes back years, and his big “lesson” was going from 2 to 4 earlier this season.
Plus, for the righteous, there’s this from Penguins GM Ray Shero, in SI earlier this season:
"Is [Cooke] a dirty player? Yeah, he’s a dirty player," Shero says. "[Former defenseman] Ulf Samuelsson was a dirty player. But there’s value in that. Is there value in injuring players and getting suspended? No. But there are football players in the Hall of Fame who were dirty. There are brushback pitchers in the Hall of Fame."Yep. I’ve heard people say Dale Hunter should be in the Hall, too.
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good question
How is this guy still standing after all of these hits?
Probably due to the instigator penalty…If someone came in to distribute on ice justice that player might end up like Gillies, suspended…This league is a joke
www.nhlwheelofjustice.com
the results of my spin
Hockey Play
After a thorough review we can find no basis to impose supplemental discipline. This was a hockey play. In reviewing this play, we also took into consideration that matt cooke is a superstar.
Based on Gillies suspension
I’d like to see at least 8+ games for this hit. I’m guessing he gets 6.
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I'm probably late to the part on this one,
but after watching all the clips, those Pittsburgh announcers are really despicable. It’s almost comical how they justify this guy’s “style of play”.
by RichF on Mar 20, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Pittsburgh announcers are the absolute worst.
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by TheMetalChick on Mar 21, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
“I tell you, watching Matt Cooke’s elbow go into the head like that makes me think of Michaelangelo’s Pieta. Just a masterpiece, beautiful in every way. I almost want to cry because of it’s perfection. It’s like watching Sid skate or shoot, or eat…or iron….I love Sid, I really do. And Matt Cooke – plays on the edge, helluva guy. Not like that thug Frans Neilsen – he trips people. He’s gonna kill someone out there someday.”
by Les Beaver on Mar 21, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Those clips
Shows how horrible the Pens announcers are, and how deliberately bad Cooke is at throwing an actual bodycheck.
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if theres any player who should be the subject of a police investigation.....
it shouldnt be zdeno chara, but this f*cker right here
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Hopefully no more then 8
so He can enjoy a nice return reception from the Isles in FFF part deux
by neologizer on Mar 21, 2011 1:45 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I disagree
Because if Cooke plays in that game and injures an Islander, I just don’t know what I’d do. I’d be at wit’s end. Somebody would have to pay.
by Original Rob on Mar 21, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Cooke wears an A. Please tell me that's not true.
by Torch7 on Mar 21, 2011 9:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I believe it's due to injuries
But yes, they gave that man an A.
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and changed his nameplate to sshole.
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by Hockey1919 on Mar 21, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What I hate the most about the Matt Cooke defenders...
They keep saying he plays with an edge. What edge is this guy on? The edge between manslaughter and assault? Truly we all like gritty hard hitting players but that does not give them a free pass to try and take someone out. This is the guy who needs to be made an example out of. I’m hoping he’s gone for the season (postseason too) but I do admit I would like the Isles to get a run at the guy on 4/8.
You mean to tell me shooting the puck from 70 feet out doesn't earn us extra goals?
Funny stuff
@twolinepass (Lambert) and @TPBDerek Pensblog) are having at it pretty good on twitter. NSFW.
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by Keith Quinn on Mar 21, 2011 10:16 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Cooke
I predict 6 games. None for the hit itself (because it was not done by an Islander, therefore no suspension is warranted) and six games for touching a Ranger player without express written consent.
In person hearing today at 1pm
Maybe he will actually get something sizable.
You mean to tell me shooting the puck from 70 feet out doesn't earn us extra goals?
1:30 now apparently
Down Goes Brown hits this one out of the park:
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Man, he even hits airports late. RT @Real_ESPNLeBrun: Cooke hearing pushed back to 1:30 p.m. ET due to travel reasons.
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fantastic!
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by TheMetalChick on Mar 21, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
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I’m told #Pens Mario/Cooke had spoken at great length yesterday and was basically told to change the way he plays or leave.
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
How did that conversation go?
Hey Cooke no more of those 2 game suspensions, man up and take a ten game suspension you damn pansy.
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Quit it
Quit it, knock it off, stop it…
Cooke running around with his elbow pointed out “I’m not touching you, I’m not concusing you…na na nanana”.
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Again the question must be asked
Um, Mario, did you just start watching this guy play yesterday? Because he’s kind of played “this way” for 10 years. He’s even been on your team — that’s the one with the skating penguin on the front — for three seasons.
While I’m at it: Your team lost the Cup final in 2008, but they won it in 2009. Oh, and you have a new building now. And a bunch more fans than you had in 2005.
P.S. Michael Jackson died.
P.P.S. You’re not going to believe this, but Dwayne Roloson is still playing in the NHL.
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They should have released him.
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Or at minimum waived him.
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Cooke suspended for only 4 games
Thats what I just read
Please ignore above post....It was an OLD HEADLINE..SORRY, fellers
by KO21 on Mar 21, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank God
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I'm expecting 8gms, but want the remainder of the season with or without the playoffs(10gms+).
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Zetterberg suggested 10 games, plus playoffs
and then take it from the start of next season to figure out what to do with him. Nice to see a player that is more likely to be a recipient of these types of hits talk out about player safety.
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Cool. I love Zetterberg and Datsyuk. Talk about 2 all around monsters. lol. And it's great that a superstar is talking out on this topic. It's needed for sure.
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I'm also an optimistic Knicks fan, pessimistic Mets fan, and a happy Jets fan.
since Colin polls other GM's players and coachs
I wonder if anyone from the Islanders got a call.
I believe Matt Cooke should be suspended the year because the league wants harsher punishments, and cooke would get 5/6gms under the old system for this.
Mario should release/waive/buy-him-out, whatever you chose to rid yourself of being connected to dirty players or continue to look like a 2-faced hypocrite.
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I'm also an optimistic Knicks fan, pessimistic Mets fan, and a happy Jets fan.
I wonder if marc Savard can take criminal charges out on Cooke...
He assaulted him and ruined his promising future…He was stolen from the hockey world and we are left with dirtbags like Cooke after all is said & done…Maybe a criminal lawsuit will deter this shit…
I wish. Destroyed his career and life with post concussion sydrome.
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I'm also an optimistic Knicks fan, pessimistic Mets fan, and a happy Jets fan.
It's terrible that some people still think he should be in the nhl because he's a "good" 3rd liner. Should have been kicked out a while ago, and the only real good he is doing for the pens is putting targets on all their heads for the rest of the league.
Isn’t irony a bitch Mario? I would prefer if Gillies goes this offseason, because he just can’t get suspended and make nationwide headlines, it makes us look like crap. That image needs to leave. 2 hits to the head in 2 consecutive games? Come on. I like the way he enforces and doesn’t throw that many bad hits before the suspensions, but he’s gone over the line and shouldn’t be brought back. It’s either going to be, 1, he’s going to be too soft of an enforcer now or 2, he’s going to be too aggressive. We don’t need either gillies. We need in between clean slate gillies which I we can’t get again because of his resume.
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I'm also an optimistic Knicks fan, pessimistic Mets fan, and a happy Jets fan.
I love Matt Cooke, he's the reason every time a Pens fan talks they put their flipper in their mouth.
I certainly don’t want him on my team and if he is tossed permanently there will just be another guy like him taking his place until the NHL gets serious about dangerous plays. He’s just too easy a target, like Avery on the Rangers and TooToo on the Preds. You really don’t have an argument when you have a guy like that on your team.
At least Avery can say he gets the full brunt on the NHL wheel for words against humanity and Gillies didn’t get any preferential treatment, that’s for sure. I try to make a point to never defend Gillies actions, I just make it very clear that his suspensions are disproportionate to the penalties he committed and the suspensions handed out to repeat offenders like Pronger and Cooke..
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Agreed for the most part, but I'm fine if the league wants to hand out gillies sized(10gms) suspensions for headshots. In fact, I'd actually suggest it for even 1st time offenders. It would send a bigger message.
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Thorough accounting by rebeccalj's post in the "Matt Cooke" thread in the Hockey - General Forum
He received a 2 game suspension for the Anisimov hit in 2009.
He received a 4 game suspension for the Tyutin hit this year.
He received a 2 game suspension for a hit to the head of Scott Walker in 2009.
He received a 2 game suspension for spearing Johnson back in 2004.
Other notable dirty hits/plays and the punishment that he received:
March 6, 2000 – Knee on knee to Mats Sundin
January, 2001 – Hits Matt Johnson from behind
December, 2001 – Sucker punches Jason Marshall
February 19, 2004 – Spears Matt Johnson (Suspended 2 games)
April 7, 2007 – Blindside hit on Iginla
January 31, 2008 – Headshot on Vincent Lecavalier ($2,500 fine)
February 16, 2008 – Hits Mathieu Roy from behind
February 19, 2008 – Slew foot on Kurtis Foster
November 22, 2008 – Low hit on Edler, starts line brawl half shift into game
November 29, 2008 – Late blindside hit on Parise
January 27, 2009 – Blow to the head of Scott Walker (Suspended 2 games)
March 17, 2009 – Questionable hit on Zach Bogosian
May 18, 2009 – Blindside knee on knee to Erik Cole
June 2, 2009 – Kicks Chris Osgood in the head
November 19, 2009 – Knee on knee to Shean Donovan
November 27, 2009 – Elbows Artem Anisimov to the head (Suspended 2 games)
December 5, 2009 – Hits Duncan Keith from behind
March 7, 2010 – Elbows Marc Savard in the head
October 15, 2010 – Runs DiPietro 3 times
November 26, 2010 – Hits Karlson from behind
December 21, 2010 – Elbows Keith Yandle in the head
December 28, 2010 – Elbows Evander Kane in the head
February 4, 2011 – Cheapshots Steve Montador who is laying on the ice
February 6, 2011 – Knee on knee with Ovechkin
February 9, 2011 – Hit from behind on Fedor Tyutin (Suspended 4 games)
March 20, 2011 – Elbows Ryan McDonough in the head
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And I'm sure you're missing some too.
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But but but
Come on, it’s not like that record defines him as a person. It’s just what helps him be successful on the ice.
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Matt Cooke is a victim of a learning disability and changes to the rule book
Bylsma said he will work with Cooke, who is experiencing a "learning curve" in an NHL where blindside hits are no longer tolerated.
"He’s played on the edge physically and been an effective player playing that way; and now a lot of him is re-thinking where he can hit and be effective," Bylsma said of Cooke. "He’s not been all that comfortable with that situation." – Pittsburgh Tribune-Review
He doesn’t mean to keep hitting guys from behind and to the head, he is just a slow learner. He felt much more comfortable hitting players when they couldn’t see the hit coming. Bylsma really should stop talking. I tell my kids when they are in trouble, “STOP DIGGING.” Maybe someone should take away Bylsma’s shovel.
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There you go
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 21, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Holy hell
How does the ref standing RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE CREASE not see the kick to Osgood’s mask? That’s pretty much the textbook definition of intent to injure. And the rulebook is uncompromising when it comes to kicking: match penalty, five minutes in the box. (Rule 49:3) It’s been that way for a while now.
If I were Osgood I’d have beaten the snot out of him.
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Only thing I can think of is...sheer disbelief?
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