Offside: What The Wiz Really Meant
by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 12, 2010 1:18 PM EDT
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Update: The NHL announced Wisniewski has been suspended two games.
By now I am pretty sure everyone has either heard of or watched the uh, "gesture" between Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski and Rangers forward Sean Avery.
What's that? You haven't? Lucky for you, video is after the jump. [Warning: NSFW, or at least implicitly graphic-ish if you don't believe this was all about ice cream.]
Okay, what Wisniewski did COULD HAVE been wrong, but that's up to the interpretation of the viewer. So, being as funny as everyone is here (right Dom?) we decided to open this up to you guys for what was REALLY meant.
A few short Rules before you offer your line:
- This MUST be kept clean. If you're clever enough you don't have to upset The Children.
- One entry per comment.
- Rec the best of the best and they will turn green and you will be glorified.
I will start us off: "Hey Sean, rock that Mic!"
So tell us: What's really going on here?
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Hey Avery! You are such a choke artist!
You cannot even get the puck past our Bionic Goalie!
What he is choking on is up to the perverted mind of the interpretor. You’re not perverted are you Mr. Bettman?
The New York Islanders- Give us your scraps and we'll give you a scrappy team.
Game thread inspiration
Based on FGS in the gamethread, I thought he was saying, “Ho ho ho, go back to Vogue.”
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and Schremp and Tavares were important.
Now I gotta come up with a new one!
“Hey Mr. Sean, is this how many licks it took you to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop on 43rd St and 8th Ave?”
by FireGarthSnow on Oct 12, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Sticking to music
“The sun will come outttt tomorrow!!”
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by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 12, 2010 1:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Yo Avery...
I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish but Roseanne Barr had one of the all time best inappropriate gestures at a sporting event.
When asked Thursday if he had entered the World Cup pool, Carter said: "No. I need to hit more home runs."
by isles732 on Oct 12, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Why'd you shower our goalie?
I heard that you usually shower like this.
Some suspensions are worth it!!!
by Keith Quinn on Oct 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Sean,
Favre really should’ve taken some better pictures, let me demonstrate.
I cannot wait for Rakh-tober.
by albeezle on Oct 12, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wizzer's Winston Wolf impersonation
Hey Avery, don’t break out the ice pops yet, the game’s still going.
Quickly moving up the depth chart
Hey Sean...
…so is THIS how Boogaard got that contract from Sather??
by Islesprof on Oct 12, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
OK
Sean are you sure grape is your favorite color.and flavor?
ps
Michael – I think your getting a little too blown away with this subject
That's what she said
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by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 12, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Sean,
Do you like my Halloween costume?
Love forever and ever,
Larry Brooks
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Dance Moves
Wiz was just showing Avery the proper dance move for the final line of the “Chicken Dance Song.”
He knew the moves for the first two lines, but he was a little confused about what to do for “The Rangers SUCK!”…..Now he knows.
by rosey7 on Oct 12, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Sean
I heard they were making a bobble head doll for you for a future Rangers give away, does it’s head move like this?
by Styxcanada on Oct 12, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sean "read my lips"
" Is that a vanilla egg creme you ordered?"
"Hey, Sean, ready - you do the Richie Sambora part - here we go...
I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I’m waaaaannteeeeeed -…..come on, man!"
by Les Beaver on Oct 12, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Sean....a message from Dion Phaneuf.....
“She’s gotten a lot better at it now that she has proper sized equipment to practice on.”
by JPinNYC on Oct 12, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
As soon as I saw this post, I figured a JP would win, just surprised its the NYC branch and not the VA
After the 2nd Period of Opening Night "Best Period of the year" DevonPSU
Contributor to Lighthouse Hockey not sure if I'm the Sniper or the Enforcer.
Oh, man
My apologies to JPinNYC — I glossed over the name and thought the same!
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and Schremp and Tavares were important.
wow bad breathe how about brushing your teeth
Any task BIG or small, Do it well or not at all
by Rickfansince76 on Oct 12, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Sean
You got lipstick on your teeth
After the 2nd Period of Opening Night "Best Period of the year" DevonPSU
Contributor to Lighthouse Hockey not sure if I'm the Sniper or the Enforcer.
No no...
Back, no forward. Nope go back again. Now forward.
Islesblogger is a contributor to Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with a struggling top flight prospect.
by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 12, 2010 5:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey Avery
Finally figured out your jersey number stands for the amount of times you’ve done this.
“I heard from a reliable source this was your primary function at Vogue.”
Lockout talk makes me want to go out and choke an old lady - Elliotte Friedman
LOL
I’m at the eye doctor and just laughed outloud and everyone turned around to look at me lol
Islesblogger is a contributor to Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with a struggling top flight prospect.
by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 12, 2010 5:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
“hey Sean, your mother sucks big elephants cocks”………………sorry, I just couldnt resist.
by GT66 on Oct 12, 2010 6:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Hey Sean this is what the New York Daly News does for you and your overrated team!!!
Also Botta reports the Wiz is down for two!!!
by Torch7 on Oct 12, 2010 6:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The price of 2 Games on the Colin Campbell Market
You can either make a lewd gesture, or smash someone’s head into the boards from behind without the puck. Your choice.
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and Schremp and Tavares were important.
Yep, unbelievable.
Tehy gave the ole repeat offender excuse, like a frigging hand jesture is the same as a career threatening, injury-causing hit. Where is an arbitrator when you need one.
Go isles or Go home.
Or at least a Notary...
Go find yourself an open door.
by The Black Map on Oct 12, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You can damage a player’s head, but don’t you dare damage the league’s image!
Warning: This post may cause Yashin Rashes, Spano Spasms, and Dingle Milburys.
by ICanSeeForIslesAndIsles on Oct 13, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
WIZ GOT 2 GAMES FOR THAT BS…
Cam got ONE for trying (multiple times) to deliberately injure an opponent with his stick.
The Wheel of Justice rolls on…
Go find yourself an open door.
Dom
Do we get a sig update?
“You say that like Streit and Okposo and Schremp and Tavares and Wisnie…”
Go find yourself an open door.
That sounds like a plan
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and Schremp and Tavares were important.
I NEED A SHOWER - a REAL one - after THAT filthy ruling.....
….to say NOTHING of having been exposed to Wiz’s Horatio lesson (think kinda British slang…..) Lifelong trauma! LOL
And to top it off
Hjalmarson gets two for almost killing Jason Pominville.
by Nova Scotia Isles Fan on Oct 12, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
you have to be kidding me.
Rumor is this is the league violating/working-around the cba because they aren’t allowed to fine players more then a couple thousand dollars. Either way this is a disgrace to the league.
Go isles or Go home.
Remember Sean,
when you sing opera, bob your head up and down like this.
If there's ever a riot at Citi Field and Oliver Perez was the starter, I started the riot.
I was on the road back home...
But I did post this yesterday.
It’s like magic… without the rabbit crap in your hat!
Its ridiculous
that Wiz can get suspended for making an immature gesture while Marc Savard’s career possibly being ended doesn’t warrant a suspension.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 13, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions
Someone at SB has a sense of humor
In the sidebar for top stories it says “Wisnewski suspended two games for indecent gesture”
When you click it, you get taken to this article.
After the 2nd Period of Opening Night "Best Period of the year" DevonPSU
Contributor to Lighthouse Hockey not sure if I'm the Sniper or the Enforcer.
Awesome!!
But it could be because we updated it with the suspension info!
Islesblogger is a contributor to Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with a struggling top flight prospect.
by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 13, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
That and they were surely craving we post a story about it
But since we were already rolling here, I didn’t want to draw up a whole new one just to rage.
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and Schremp and Tavares and Wisniewski were important.
Business as usual
If the NHL really wants to be taken seriously as a major sport, they might try dishing out reasonable disciplinary decisions. Wiz gets two for gesturing, and players who deliver blindside and head shots barely get more than that. It really is a joke. I guess someone is going to have to be permanantly crippled or die on the ice (God forbid!!) before the NHL wakes up.
Wiz to Avery: “put one in the clown’s mouth, win a free game!!!”
by upstateislesfan on Oct 13, 2010 7:20 AM EDT reply actions
Hey Garth....
here’s a message from Colon Campbell and what he thinks of the Islanders.
Hey Sean, don't forget to cover your mouth when you cough
None of us want that flu that’s going around.
by Peter Raaymakers on Oct 13, 2010 9:49 AM EDT reply actions
Wiz got two for.....
just trying to sell a product…..
angry bird is angry .
by Da'Ostrich on Oct 13, 2010 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Pricekess
What’s more is the faces the referee and linesman are making lol
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by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 13, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This is just perfect.
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and Schremp and Tavares and Wisniewski were important.
This is hilarious. Great work.
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Hey Sean
You really shouldn’t wear “White” after Labor Day.
Islesblogger is a contributor to Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with a struggling top flight prospect.
by Michael Schuerlein on Oct 13, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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