Islanders-Maple Leafs [game thread]
by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 6:45 PM EST
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New York Islanders (11-12-7, 12th/East) at Toronto Maple Leafs (9-13-7, 14th)
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Rabble-Rousing Foes: Pension Plan Puppets
So the long road ends here. After tonight, the Islanders don't leave New York for the rest of the month.
Meanwhile, a huge night for Rob Schremp Hockey and Blake Comeau, because they're not only scratching to get back in the regular lineup -- they're competing against each other. When the next body comes back (or gets called up), one of them likely sits. Unless they can demonstrate greater value than, say, Jon Sim or Tim Jackman or Nate Thompson [insert your jokes and rants here].
Katie Strang reports Schremp has been in good spirits: "I'm closer to playing in the NHL now than I ever was last year." Before this epic run of 11 straight scratches ends tonight, Schremp said this ride in the press box was better than last time, because last time he was scratched because he wasn't getting it done. This time he was scratched because healthy bodies returned: "In the two games I was in I felt like I produced and did some good things. Then it became more of just a numbers thing."
Note: If the comments fill up during the second period, then you know a PPP invasion is in effect. Like good hosts, drink the good stuff and offer them the dregs.
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For any visiting Leafs fans
Here, we have a special guest chair just for you:
(Seriously, welcome.)
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Rabble Rousing?
That’s about one more word used to describe us than usual.
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
Longest OT games
They’re running them down on NHL Network and just did the Easter Epic. Yes it was 22 years ago, and no it doesn’t ever get old.
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Information Overload
I have both feeds tonight — MSG (+2!) and TSN, and flipping back and forth while cooking is overwhelming the senses.
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MacTavish on Roloson
“It seems like Rolli has a fetish for playing on teams that give up that many shots.” Baha.
He left out “if only he’d been healthy all year last season, I’d still be a coach.”
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Bottom two lines
Sim/Bailey/Comeau
Thompson/Schremp/Park
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and let us not forget Sir Matt of the Golden Molson and his merry men and also
our very own Boromir, Slayer of Yukons who when he drinks the right ale becomes Denis the Sniper.
Rob Schremp Hockey™ takes his second shift.
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Penalty
Wow, Stempniak just LAID Moulson out, and Moulson took a holding the stick penalty a few beats later.
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...and goal
Beauchemin. PP. Squibbler along the ice from the point.
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Yes
He did that sneaky play where guys clamp down using their arms and then try to draw the hook.
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
I HATE that move … except when a guy has already removed your spleen with his blade — then it’s okay.
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Me too
Because the refs fall for it 99 time out of 100
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
I know it’s hard to watch 10 guys at once, but falling for what they see at the last second is royal pet peeve. (See “ooh, he landed on the goalie, must be 2 minutes.”)
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Rough start in his home this time. Dammit.
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Wow, Beauchemin
Great diving play shorthanded to keep Comeau from receiving a prime pass in front of Vesa.
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...and goal. 2-0
Ian White off the inside post.
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That was a laser!
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
This feels a lot like last time in Toronto
Except Roloson got tired of the whole God role.
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Yeah
Let’s hope so. I mean, well, we hope so
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
The December swoon continues.
Look on the bright side though. At least we got through Nov at .500
And October!
Two months! Call it a year…
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This will probably get a reaction and so be it
the Islanders are just easier to play against without Andy Sutton.
Hi Jason Blake
No one here likes you anymore.
(Wait, who liked him when he was here? In the locker room, I mean?)
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LOL
Go ahead, kill him, make our day!
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
INCOMING!
Thanks for hosting Dominik. I told everyone not to swear until you do.
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HI, PPP TOLD US TO NOT EMBARASS HIM, SO WE WILL BE GOOD AND STUFF
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(Good, just like we practiced)
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
i lost the script, i think Kavel ate it
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Okay,
We need a movie title, a food, and a member of Journey.
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she is quite the journey, if you know what i mean
cause i dont
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
He ate it
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Is it possible to embarrass PPP?
Wait, don’t answer that.
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you weren’t at the draft were you
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
JOOOOOOLIANNNNNNNNN!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
ROAD TRIP!
Hi Isles fans!!!!!
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions
FOr the leaf fans...
I tried to make a snoop pic in a leafs jersey, but then I found this…
http://media.photobucket.com/image/snoop%20dogg%20hockey%20jersey/xpilya/canucks/e76751cd.jpg
(Linked instead of posted for your protection)
I just lost the heart to complete the project…
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Sorry... this one...
http://www.firedforwinning.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ray-emery-snoop-dogg1.jpg
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
I know...
for some reason the link wasn’t working for me…
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I HATE SNOOP DOGG
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Good idea. That pic is just wrong
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
i'm here!
where all da white women at?
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions
Only available during premium games.
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are there non-white women? I am not picky
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
That one, by far the best. I still use it at home, to mixed results.
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HI LIGHTHOUSE PEOPLE!
ROAD TRIP! \m/
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions
Where’s the beer?
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
On the porch. Drink responsibly. No throwing glass.
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Drink responsibly?
Could you explain that to me. I’m unfamiliar with the concept.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
It means
Don’t drink all the beer, unless you’ve already gone out to get more.
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Oh. Is that like sleeping on your front so you don’t choke on your own vomit?
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- Major Mike Shearer
There ya go.. also don’t sleep in the bottom bunk – that way the person in the top bunk doesn’t vomit on you
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
It means hold tightly on to your drink so you don’t drop it and waste the alcoholy goodness
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I just assumed “Responsibly” was the brand of beer they have here.
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Mike Fisher? are you serious?
Ferraro go jump off a bridge
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Mike Fisher is a Sniper!!!!
BLECH
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Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
He snipes alright...
snipes like crap.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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Till just gchatted me:
Dear Everyone
Stop pimimping Mike ‘Rob Zaumner 2.0’ for the Olympic Team
kthxbye
why not Alex Burrows!
and Moulson!
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, Farraro is pushing Fisher … for the Olympics? Nice.
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oh no. Did he drink out of Millen’s cup?
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe we should have drafted Tyler Myers….or is that blasphemy?
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Tall Kid, gets spooked easily?
nah
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't been paying attention to the thread.
Can we swear yet?
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No
Sorry
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
poo
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Shit yes. I don’t care.
I don’t do it much, but I’m not easily angered.
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ah challenge eh?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
/shoots with elephant tranquilizers
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nice, you know my brand
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
You have no idea what you have done
These guys into bars and sailors come out screaming with their hands over their ears
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
tonight you will be visited by three ghosts
and by ghosts i mean burly men with lead pipes
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I heard
he won the Vezina trophy. GO SABERS!!!1
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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CRAIG RIVET IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NHL
GO SABRES!!!1
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
TYLER MEYERS OMFG HE WILL WIN 10 NORRIS TROPHIES AND BRING US THE CUP BLARRRAGH!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SABRES!
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
ANDREW RAYCROFT IS GOD!
Wait that statement is just too unreal
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Could someone clarify the difference between Go Sabres!!!1 and Go Flyers!!!1 ?
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Go Flyers!!!!1 is stupid things.
Go Sabres!!11 is completely untrue things.
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And GO SABERS!!!1
Is for stupidly untrue things.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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Go Sabres! is factually incorrect
Go Flyers!!1 is just fucking stupid
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome back fuck face. I was in the car listening to Tom Jones the other day thinking about that time we had the worst mexican food ever.
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We considered it before someone on Twitter said there was crazy traffic on 91.
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We got you next time, ok?
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that would have been weird
you guys would have just be driving around the country side going “LOSER DOMI! COME HERE SO WE CAN GET YOU DRUNK IN MONTREAL!!”
THIS IS A JOKE
good times
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
The Islanders had a player named Billy Smith? Billy? Outrageous!
Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell
You guys promised that you wouldn’t embarass PPP so I’ll reward you with a story.
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STORY TIME
/gets her blankie
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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Ok so I met this girl my freshman year of college.
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this story still freaks me out…..Always ask if she has braces.
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QUICK SOMEONE DO SOMETHING STUPID
AHHHHHH!!!!
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
So
Who wants to talk about the New Jersey Devils?
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
every year
some reality show manages to convince me humanity is at it’s lowest point.
I really, really, really hope Jersey Shore is the bottom, because good gravy i’d hate to see it get worse…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like you can never safely say that you’ve seen the lowest point.
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
that show is comedic gold
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
I watched one episode of that show and I was roaring laughing the whole time.
But then again I love A&E and I have a problem.
My jaw is still on the floor. Still not sure I believe I saw what I saw.
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No one. I’m not sure why we let you hang out with us.
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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But I was listening to PPP…
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
How are you a Devils AND Leafs fan?
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I had someone try and tell me they were a Habs fan and a Leafs fan. I told him that it was the same thing as saying he was a theist and an atheist and he didn’t see a problem with that either.
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See I think Devils Leafs could be reconciled, I’ve just asked Space Weed four times and he’s never answered.
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No.
You get one team. There is no reconciling. I don’t understand this line of thinking at all.
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This.
I mean I like you guys and all, but come Wednesday you can all go to hell.
Kidding! Love you all.
But seriously, straight to hell.
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Good explanation
That’s like saying you’re a Manchester United Fan but you also cheer for Liverpool
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
but then he;d be doubly wrong
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
a church that preforms gay marriage?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THAT IS VERY FUNNY
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
WHO THE FUCK IS MAN UNITED!
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Wait I do that.
Just because I have no idea who to root for and to make your head explode.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
I’ve lived in Toronto for 18 years (basically my entire life), and i’ve watched the Leafs for a hell of a long time. Jason Arnott was my fave player as a kid and I watched alot of Devils games when i could (before he got traded to the Stars). I eventually just started liking the Devils after watching too many of their games.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Works for me.
Will you do me a favor though?
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Shoot myself?
Can do
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Stop typing “ur” instead of “you’re”. It drives me crazy. I bit my monitor today once.
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alright. It’s a force of habit, but i’ll try
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
You do that everyday.
Seriously. Just because there’s a picture of a cheeseburger on the monitor doesn’t mean the monitor tastes like a cheeseburger.
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chemmy is wellwood?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Not every time but at least once maybe right?
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe Chemmy’s been thinkin like Kyle Wellwood?
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
That makes sense
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Leafs
then the Devils
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
or floor hockey!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
So anyhow me and her have this conversation about seafood.
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And I like shrimp, they taste really good you know? By the way, you all know the approximate size and shape of an avocado, right?
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He’s going somewhere with it… just wait
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
So we’re having a nice chat and of course I like cocktail sauce because who doesn’t?
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So she gets out one of those cigar cutters while we’re watching a movie and talking which caught me by surprise.
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I have the TSN feed
Did I just catch an ad for a Rush DVD?
I really hope folks still don’t go ga ga for those guys anymore. Their music hasn’t exactly stood the test of time.
ooooh
we just had a whole discussion about them in the first period thread.
You won’t like the consensus
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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
Not to worry. I listen to dated music all the time. Last summer I had an Iron Maiden kick. Their music is the epitome of dated but entertaining (not to mention funny to listen to).
One band I think that sounds better now than when they first came out are the Pixies. Simply brilliant work!!!
Brag moment re: Iron Maiden
I once had beers with Bruce Dickinson.
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I met him after a show once, cool dude, he wasnt even playing
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I’m not an old fart and I love the Pixies. That day you embedded a Frank Black video in the FTB was awesome.
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They sound better to me as time goes on
Sadly they will never get any credit.
They were just simply brilliant and that stuff is twenty years old.
One day some kid will discover that stuff and feel like a king for it. Nothing today compares.
Wait until you hear the new version of “The Hockey song” <>
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The “this is Canada’s team” is what really makes me vomit. Just cheesy and wrong and over the top and very much like an American Chevy commercial.
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We hate it more than you. I promise.
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It's a terrible song
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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i like it BECAUSE people hate it
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
/high five!
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Why do they do this to fans? Daddy, why do you beat me?
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WOOOOOOAAOOOOOOOHOOOOOOH
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
When I worked as a ticket scalper in Boston I was saved by Office Space at a Rush ticket sale once.
The guy next to me says “You’re pretty young for a Rush fan.”
“What can I say they just rule.”
“What’s your favorite Rush song?”
“Uh… I guess I kinda just like ’em all.”
“Oh nice.”
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HAHAHA
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Rush fans largely stupid burnouts: story at 11.
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cool...
islanders territory…
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
Isles fans
I promise not to mention this and in exchange you won’t mention this. Even though one is perfectly legal and the other is just filthy.
:)
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions
that remains my favourite non-Sens series of the Pat Quinn era Leafs.
A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.
Which Sens series was better than that? That Isles series might be the best playoff series I’ve ever seen.
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true but the Sens series just made me more happy because it was the dirty Sens and I knew more Sens fans than Isles fans.
A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.
well, he’s in Teacher’s College….
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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
The series we swept them after they laughed at us because they had creamed us all year long and Quinn said we had a team built for the playoffs =D
That was epic.
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Most Brutal,Most Vicious, Most Satisfying
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Even though one is perfectly legal and the other is just filthy.
Haha. Deal. I pity the raving homeless this time of year.
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Greetings Islanders fans
GO LEAFS GO
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NO LEAFS NO
but greetings anyway. Shame about this game.
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It's awesome
That we’re paying homage to a Toronto player who was born and raised in the opposing team’s region for once, and not the other way around.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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Whodunit?
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So THIS is what Long Island is like.....
Nothing like “Everybody Loves Raymond” or “King of Queens” made me think it would be.
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Where’s the macro!?
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
will we be blessed with an Orr/Witt tilt??
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
Witt only fights trucks. Orr can call him when he gets a nicer grill.
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but...
Orr haz mustache…
...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...
if i were Witt
i’d take my chances with a truck as well…
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I’d take a knock from an SUV before Colton Orr.
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cause the SUV wont enjoy it
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
that
needs to be on a shirt
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I like hearing McGuire say nice things about him.
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Roloson stared the puck wide.
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horray for making fun of other team’s players on other team’s GDTs!
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
ive been making fun of schremp since he was a knight, im not going to stop now
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder
if they agree?
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Considering he has 0 goals and he’s a ‘skill’ player? I think so
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Pierre mentioned another W player.
DRINK.
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YOU CAN TAKE MY BOOZE WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY YELLOW SPOTTED HANDS
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Schremp and Tavares on the PP together
“I’m supposed to have the puck here.”
“No, I’m supposed to have the puck.”
“No…”
“—WHO IS THE SAVIOR AND WHO IS JUST THE SCHREMP, HUH?”
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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You should call Schremp “Schump”
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
"Schrimp"?
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Schit
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Holy reflexes, Toskala.
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I don’t know if you remember, but I wrote a story about how I couldn’t admit Cox was writing good articles because as soon as I did he’d write something awful and make me look like a dunce.
I can’t admit that Toskala is playing well because he’ll make me look like an asshole the second I say it.
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All I see here is
“Chemmy just said Toskala is kicking ass and will probably get a shutout.”
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Damn you!
Can our Overlords delete posts on other SBN sites?
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Don’t think so
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry
Nope
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Pierre mentioned the OHL?
Does that count for partial credit, Wrap?
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
One drink. Two drinks for when he mentions W.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Are the Penguins playing? He’ll mention Crosby then
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Pierre talking about how much he watches kids…..creeeeeeeeepy
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This is lookin similar to one of those games from October
At least the way the Isles are fighting the puck too much down low. Little poise goes a long way.
Yeah. I guess when only JT and Moulson have scored in what feels like a week, everybody’s tight.
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It’s a close team. Lots of showers.
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now now
you’ll get them all worked into a lather
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Toskala seems to go down too early
I don’t know why when they get the puck in the scoring areas they look to get of it like it’s gonna give em Anthrax.
Let Toskala go down and lift it.
he is also tiny
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
He’s also small.
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
thats what she said!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
small isn't a problem if he goes down early enough
no wait…
and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)
Luke is definitely back.
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- Major Mike Shearer
So much for the
AHL crap. I’m lovin’ this from Schenn.
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one of these days
you’ll say something, and be right about it.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
No one’s perfect
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Greetings
Has Toskala given up a goal yet or is there still time to jinx the so-and-so?
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions
Just try shooting from the other side of the rink.
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by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Man! Now I’ve gotta learn how to rec…
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hit ‘actions’, hit ‘rec’
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
"Just throw it at Vesa"
Is not working. Where is the workaround?
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getting stuffed
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
No no.
YOu have to “Throw it directly at Vesa’s Chest” Those are the one’s he misses.
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Kessel’s move was ill btw
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sick pass, i cant wait till the leafs have a complementary player
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Did you really just say that?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
YES
SNOOP WAS ON THE ILLMATIC SO I CAN SAY IT TOO
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
He has to lose points for having it disrupted by Freddy Meyer though, right?
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Philthy Phil
being Philthy. Love it.
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thats what she said!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
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Well
He does wear an XXXXXXXL cup.
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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.
thanks chief
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you for titling birky
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with what SkinnyFish is about to post.
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Uhh...
That guy just hit a broken stick at the player with the puck, that’s supposed to be an automatic penalty shot.
They call me Splodeybones.
I agree 100%
Refs suck
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
/alfredsson’d
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Damn him
…………to HELL!
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he’s doing it wrong
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Not even Wallin knew.
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Ah yes, the joy of playing against Mr. Witt
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
I still can’t believe Kulemin is over 220 lbs….
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions
it’s blurry.
if they show him during the games you’ll see what i mean
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
thats what wellwood said about his ass
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Kabby
Great pass… too bad it was to Wallin.
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Any one notice that the Leafs are playing better since RW stopped juggling the lines…. OR is it the Chicken/egg where he stopped juggling lines when they started playing better???
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions
I skew toward the latter. Tough to mess up chemistry that isn’t there in the first place.
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More icing
Make it stop. Get a smother for Roloson, please.
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How about a penalty?
Kinda bittersweet but at least you get fresh legs.
Why do we do this to ourselves?
Very bittersweet. Let’s see, top line hemmed in our zone … um, what’s next.
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Witt penalty
not what I had in mind.
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Icing on the cake
MOAR PLZ?
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Fuck but is Beauch looking like the Beauch of old
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions
Nice Job Beauch
LEafs goin on da Power play
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions
Can someone please kill Witt?
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Orr
or XLB?
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that was some great hockey…
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It was almost like we knew what we were doing…
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Since no one else has
I ordered Pizza Hut for dinner.
wasn’t that the rule after the Thrashers game…?
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions
Yes
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
I think you actually had to go there. Calling for delivery won’t cut it.
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well
We’ll find out won’t we
Maybe we just have to mention the place
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oh well, too late now. i’m not moving
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
That is good to see.
The ACC crowd getting into it.
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Oh wow, weak call
Roloson is allowed to facewash a guy who tries to fellatio him in the crease. That’s just the rule.
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2 minuites for improper reach around
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
It’s right there in the book. Section 5 Paragraph 3 sub-clause iii
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Or, to conjugate properly
I guess the verb is “to fellate.” My bad.
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Not that I'm presently conjugating...
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I'd prefer it to this game
(Me conjugating, not you. No offense.)
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Fair enough then, we promise to do absolutely nil on the powerplay
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Deal
Now about that Toskala shutout…
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Exactly
I think Roloson knew that and thats why he bear hugged Beauch
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This power play: not good.
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And they got better
When it became 5-on-5.
Bizarre.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT IS HAPPENING
TO MY BELOVED LEAFS PP?!
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They exceeded their quota of PPG per game, and decided to shut down PP operations for the evening?
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry
I’m sure eventually we’ll get another game like our first Anaheim win and we’ll skyrocket to the top of the PP % with dozens of 5-on-3s
That game was just silly
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I burned the fuck out of my hand cooking dinner.
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I’LL KEEP COMMENTING THOUGH
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TRUCULENCE
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
What a trooper you are!
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well shit
doesn’t my reply stick out like a sore thumb
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Chemmy, you’re a truculent dude
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
PPP’n aint easy
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
How?
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
How is Brendan Witt
still on an NHL roster?
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Because Colton Orr hasn’t killed him yet.
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Could only have a positive effect on their cap situation
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
OHHH
I see what you did there.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
SCHENN
STUNNER
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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Who did Schenn just destroy?
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Sim
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
fantastic
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
GOLD.
SOLID GOLD!
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
OH HI. HAVE YOU MET LUKE SCHENN?
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I think he introduced himself
To Sim’s insides.
and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)
And etched his name on Sim’s ribcage.
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SPN style
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Castiel style. Gripped him tight. raised him from perdition.
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exactly
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Whoever the hell that was
you got Schenn’d, son.
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you'll know soon
check the uniondale newspaper’s obituaries
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Use brute Force, Luke!
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions
Credit: WAC
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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Give the boy a real haircut and a less goofy smile and he might be a nice-lookin’ kid.
/runs from own blog
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Yeah
you better run, son.
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SORRY
HE"S NOT JOHN TONELLI
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
You wanna talk about fine facial hair, you talk about Tonelli.
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Lanny Macdonald
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well now that’s not even a fair fight.
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Last time someone insulted Schenn (or Wendel, or Felix Potvin) they got their blog run over
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Is that Schenn?
I got a little-brother-on-Growing-Pains sort of vibe.
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sim has all sorts of pain right now, the only thing growing is the amount of blood in his lungs
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Here is a bodybag
Y’all can take Sim with you.
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sorry, we have enough dead weight, you’ll find it wearing number 3
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
and more wearing #55
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
he’s small enough to fit in the overhead, not too worried
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I thought since you took #55…
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And one
wearing #51
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yep
and if ur wondering about the blog getting run over, some dude on Second City Hockey decided to talk smack about Wendel’s facial hair.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
UR!
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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
ah crap
It’s a force of habit. Blame me for not being mature enoguh and using internetslang.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I DON’T THINK MY FATHER, THE INVENTOR OF TOASTER STRUDEL, WOULD BE TOO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
IN JAPAN!
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Did your father actually invent Toaster Strudel? Do you get a discount?
Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.
you need to see more movies
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
OMG. GO NETFLIX MEAN GIRLS.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Pierre mentioned Schenn is from Saskatoon
That’s worth a drink.
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Ya. I think he was cut off. I just know he was going to mention Schenn being a Rocket.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Take two extra
‘cause it’s Schenn.
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Pierre was THISCLOSE to mentioning Schenn is from the W.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions
Everyone who bodychecks is from the W, right? That’s the rule? I have the old manual.
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Probably the worst but he’s a solid second line center
Boo hoo!
by Chris Stoikoff on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
He’s played pretty well this year, to be honest
Boo hoo!
by Chris Stoikoff on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
And yet
none of us can think of a worse 1st line centre in the NHL
Not top line material.
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Kessel’s influence is deceiving. Stajan was playing like dogshit until Kessel got in the lineup, as he will do again for whichever team gets fleeced into coughing up a 4th for him.
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Ya but
GMs know this. I’m sure they all read PPP anyway
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
I'm sure you could find worse...
….on an expansion team in its first year. Maybe. If you’re lucky.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Kovalchuk – Metropolit – Hossa
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
except
Metropolit was the Thrashers center in 06. The Thrashers have been around since 99….
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well yeah. Just saying, that’s like a 4th liner with two all stars
by Grabovski's better than you think on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
true
but they also had Rucchin and Holik that year IIRC.
Both saw time on the top line as well…
plus, it’s the Thrashers. I’m talking about professionally run franchises…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
worstestestetst
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
UGH
you gotta get that shit up off the ice BLAKE
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
It's our mothafuckin achilles heel
Dwayne Roloson in net.
That’s why
Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
I can tell the difference between butter and “I can’t believe it’s not butter”.
Why do we do this to ourselves?
Well there you go
nobody can say that’s false advertising (and believe it)
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It's OK
JT We can’t score more than two anyhow.
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Niiice period.
No scoring but the Leafs looked pretttaaayyyy prettayyyyyyyy prettay good.
Why do we do this to ourselves?
Highlight of the period
Schenn erasing that Islander player like it was nothing.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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YEAAAAA
They were playin Sloan!
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions
Leafs doing their part for the Environment
Only have to run the Zamboni on half the ice for this period
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST reply actions
/clicks heels three times
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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/KOs Tavares and ties him up
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No one tell them
Tavares does not run without the Moulson 1.0 Service Pack.
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You’ll have to excuse me
I’m not at my best
I’ve been gone for a period
I’ve been drunk since I left.
These so-called vacations
Will soon be my death
I’m too sick of Long Island
To PPP for a rest.
TAKE ME HOME!
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TAKE ME HOME!
country roads….
to the blog I belong,
Triple -Pp,
just for me
take me home, country roads
THIS IS A JOKE
Cheers, PPP gang
Thanks for the housewarming gifts.
Maybe one day, PLAYOFFS!!!1
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Leafs vs. Isles
that’ll be one hell of a series.
Thanks for having us here.
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2002 repeat?
Can we pull Tucker, Domi, and Webb out of retirement?
Boo hoo!
by Chris Stoikoff on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Did you get expressed written consent from Eyebeleaf to use the ’Playoffs!!1" TM?
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Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
It’s the Internet, so I thought I was allowed to steal without consequence. No? Did someone make laws?
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Later Lighthouse! Home time!
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Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions
Here Leafs; http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/12/9/1193839/islanders-leafs-three-the-hard-way
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Thank you for your hospitality and pillow mints.
…but I’m still stealing your shampoo and bathrobe.
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LATER!
THANKS FOR NOT CALLING 911.
IGNORE THE SMELL IN TEH ATTIC
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no courtesy flush? for shame!
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
There’s a half dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy in my room.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I trust you’re filming it? We have royalties rules.
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You throws us a good party.
come by our some day.
Heck any day. We like guests.
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So is this new rush version
going to remove the crappy line?
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Must warm pasta
PPP field trip. Score still the same. Me still hungry.
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I hate Toronto
almost as much as I hate the Rags.
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its ok, we love you
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
But you don't love
Kenny Jonsson and Mike Peca…bastards.
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He got hurt?
What happened, did somebody submarine him with a ridiculous cheap shot?
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I forget, since it was a few years ago….I think it was a broken leg or something like that
THIS IS A JOKE
Are you trying to avoid what I'm referring to?
Darcy Tucker is scum.
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no, I'm just using fact
During a game against the Blackhawks on December 22, 2006, Peca collided with Chicago defenceman Jim Vandermeer in the Toronto zone with 5:17 left in the first period. Vandermeer was assessed a minor penalty and a game misconduct for the hit. Peca sustained a fractured tibia at the base of his right knee and suffered significant ligament damage. He missed the remainder of the 2006–07 season.
from when Peca was with the Leafs
THIS IS A JOKE
This is from when he was with the Islanders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv3W09KDnAM
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yes, I understand what you're talking about
no need to drill it into my head. I am not stupid
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well, you are a Leafs fan
And the correct grammatical construct would be “leaves” so you never know
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Get some new material!
jeez, “leaves”? is that the best you can do? Hack.
And I have heard “leafs” used by a British guy on some gardening show, so you’re WRONG
THIS IS A JOKE
you are a moron and know nothing about history, please stop making yourself look foolish
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Suck it, tied up
bet you wish you had John Tavares
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I bet you wish you knew who your real dad is.
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My dad could kick your dad's ass
Seriously, he’s like 6’5
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You serious?
PSU: Seriously. These people are cool and welcome. No need for piss fights.
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Yeah, it was already brought up above. I think it’s impossible to have an Isles/Leafs thread without it.
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I will never have anything but hate for Toronto
after that series.
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I am ok with the Islanders but you’re making it very difficult to me to be ok with you
THIS IS A JOKE
That's okay
That year was the first time I really got involved in hockey, I was 10 years old (ish) and that broke my heart. I didn’t know I was supposed to hate the Rangers, but after that, I knew who to hate, and it’s the Leaves.
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LEAFS
moron. If you’re going to insult my team, all I ask is that you actually be original. I’m honestly surprised you haven’t made a 1967 or “make yaLaffs” reference.
THIS IS A JOKE
now that I realize it's irking you
you realize it makes me more likely to call them the leaves, right?
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LOL
you know what we also hate?
When you say “Phil Kessel rocks”. Drives us nuts.
What is this, grade school?
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I liked Kessel
when he was on the Bruins. And I like his brother (Islanders property).
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I'm still bitter at Tucker. And Roberts.
But there are no Leafs remaining, so the hate just isn’t there for me. Plus, fanbases that are also tortured by their own management generally get my empathy.
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I hate Pens and Flys more than I hate Toronto
I hated the players on that 2001/2002 Leafs team. They were jerks.
They ain’t there anymore and only one remains on this Isles team (Hunter).
Now hating the flyers
that’s something we can ALL get behind
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Seconded, thirded, motion passes.
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Ya. For sure.
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And harmony restored
except on the ice. hello chippy
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Funny thing is
I used to kinda like them. Back when they had Gagne and Recchi and LeClair they were my team in NHL Hitz. But now I’ve come to my senses
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I guess they tried to love Jonsson … but it didn’t take.
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he smelt funny
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
5-on3! 5-on-3!
1:39. Come on boys. Now.
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By the way, this thread is mad slow
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Lurkers welcome. How did you make it slow?
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PSUdevon
Did you leave the thread and then re-enter? Sometimes, when it has PPP-level traffic, if you reload the page it takes a while to get speedy again.
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Doh!
Vesa denies Moulson backhand in tight. That was our chance.
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Yeah, the problem might be with your access to the page. Might try reloading in a separate window. The comments are showing up right away for me.
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nah, cause the thing is
all the other posts are working fine, just your game updates
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Found it: DVR problem
Apologies, I’ve been watching the game a few minutes late after rewinding to catch something. (What it was, I don’t remember.)
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What do you have in your New York water?
You’re making Vesa look like a god.
I repeat, VESA.
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Empathy for him after last game?
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didn't Rob Davison
score a however-long-the-rink-is goal against Toskala?
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Indeed. The standard for 190-foot goals was that one.
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I just had no idea how long a rink is
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You got the FutureCast stream. Pilot project. Paramilitary. Top secret.
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and they're hosting it on Justin TV
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toodles
I’m out of here. I can’t keep up with 2 game threads. Most of you were actually pretty cool!
THIS IS A JOKE
U-S-A U-S-A
You just hate our freedoms
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OM NOM NOM
You just hate our freedoms
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
You know she’s American, right?
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
and the fact that she's a woman explains a lot
/mysogeny
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Wow. Just, wow.
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- Major Mike Shearer
what are you?
7?
Does your mommy know you’re on the computer this late? Pro-tip, insulting girls and pulling their hair doesn’t work that well.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
as was that
You Canadians have no sense of humor. All fart jokes.
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Terrence and Philip are being dispatched
as I type this to fart on your pillow
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shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
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I’m not Canadian.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
again
that was a terance and philip joke. I enjoy South Park.
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Really? I’ve never seen South Park. We don’t have TV here.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
Alright people
Everyone got their licks in. I’m not here to re-fight 2002 or rehash bad rips.
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"doosh"...?
and you bitch about “Leafs” vs “Leaves”?
ah, I read your sig. Penn State. That explains it all…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm aware it's spelled douche
just thought doosh was a little softer, seeing as I’m not being actually malicious
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The funny thing is
you really can not take a joke. Like, at all. Apparently, it’s a trait that runs in Canadians.
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jokes are funny when they don’t require clarification or explanation.
you’re insulting and then when it comes back around you turtle faster than Claude Lemieux.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
show me where I said anything in bad faith?
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my dad could kick your ass
inferring someone is stupid for being a Leafs fan
insulting someones nationality and then saying you don’t care what nationality they are when learning they are from the same country as you.
stating that since you know something annoys someone you’re going to use it more.
all fun and games…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
let's see...
look exactly preceeding the my dad comment
seriously, if “Maple Leaves” isn’t plainly a joke, I don’t know what is
“they just hate us for our freedoms” are you kidding? That’s 2001-level jokage
And did I use it after that?
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Cheap shot on Witt behind the net
Nice flying elbow there.
probably learned it from Darcy Tucker
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That's old news and It's boring
Hunter on Turgeon was far worse and I got over it.
Nothing in hockey incites more rage in me
Than the Hunter bullshit.
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Oh yeah, PP
That was one of those where one 4th-liner is setting up his buddy to lay someone out. Weak.
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I remembered the name from over the summer
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JT again!
Damn. How about that? From his office.
Ha, and he mishit it.
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I turn on the internets to get the game and Tavares scores! Nice.
I figure the 600+ comments are compliments of the rabble?
The Whole Foods grocery store (headquarters in Austin, TX) near me has announced that they have an outdoor rink on top of their building. I want to see how they get the Zamboni up there...
About 599 of ’em is all…
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Ah, crud
Time to kill a penalty, boys
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Not bad pk. they looked alright on that one.
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Yeah, it’s been Jekyll and Hyde tonight. No more penalties please!
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*whew*
Penalty killed. Regroup, regroup.
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JASONBLAKE!
JASONBLAKE!
JASONBLAKE!
JASONBLAKE!
JASONBLAKE!
JASONBLAKE!
JASONBLAKE!
JASONBLAKE!
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I can't hate Jason Blake
dude was awesome for us.
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Ahhhhhh damn
And Blake, no less.
Fist pump, how it sucks to see you now.
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...aaaaand penalty to Hillen
Not really sure what they saw there. You are allowed to take a hand off your stick, you just can’t hold a guy with that free arm. That was no hold.
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I can’t believe Roloson didn’t make them take 61 shots before he let them score three. I object.
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Well it was an entertaining 10 minutes that I got to see.
The Whole Foods grocery store (headquarters in Austin, TX) near me has announced that they have an outdoor rink on top of their building. I want to see how they get the Zamboni up there...
No fucking way
Don’t stop my stream with 38 seconds left
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South Park must be on.
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/snigger
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
What did you call me?
THIS IS A JOKE
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Dammit
Nice comeback. Shame about the other 45 minutes.
Hail Tavares. Hail Roloson. Schremp, you deserve another day.
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Dominik
love your site
sorry for dragging stuff out. i don’t put up with offensive name calling too well.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:33 PM EST reply actions
I don't put up with hypersensitive Canadians too well either
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No problem
Thanks for coming by.
One day, we will all understand each other on da Webz.
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Much thanks to the cool guys for putting up with us.
Less gratitude to the non-cool.
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- Major Mike Shearer
Because Dom is cool with you guys, I'll hold my tongue
Enjoy last place.
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that's Carolina
but you wouldn’t know that because you went to Penn State.
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Last place in the Northwest Division
Happy?
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North East
your move Penn State
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
My bad
I could say I was blinded by anger, but rather brainfarted.
Doesn’t change the fact that you’re in last.
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nope
and doesn’t change the fact that the Isles are last in theirs.
care to try again?
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Try what again?
Offending you? I think I’m above that, blurr.
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to offend me
i’d have to think your statements carried weight.
considering you can’t state a simple fact, i’m fairly certain i’m just picking on someone with diminished mental capacity. Oh, wait. Penn State…
Probably should apologize I guess. Sorry you went to Penn State. It’s obviously impaired your judgement and ability to process thoughts correctly. It’s not really fair for me to pick on someone like that.
Bye.
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
And I assume you went to Harvard?
Only reason I’m here is because I got a nice scholarship. I don’t know how you want to measure intelligence, but odds are I’ll best you.
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here's a thought
maybe you can call your dad to help?
wasn’t he going to help you beat someone up previously?
enjoy Penn State kid. When you’re done, get out and see the world, because your POV is pathetically narrow and sad.
Now I really must be off. Things to do, people to see. You know, grown up stuff.
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by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, of course
Trash talk, then run along. Have fun, buddy.
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End it, folks
Everybody got their licks in. Don’t make me bring out the lecture. Not gonna have pissing matches scare off people who want to talk hockey.
That is all.
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I was trying to talk hockey
Good thing we only have to play the Leaves, what, twice a year?
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Four times
Two home games on the way … sometime.
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ah, crud
Remind me not to be around for those games
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Heh, they truly are your most hated, eh? I’ll keep it in mind.
I don’t even know where it all started, but no one knew where you were going (including me) at first, and thus any immediate follow-ups didn’t sound like jokes. So of course that will bring the response and then we’ll spiral from there.
Humor is hard, particularly between strangers, particularly in an online forum, particularly touhcing hot buttons or self-mock stereotypes (me: a cheap, diving Czech). And of course in cross-team threads the knife-edge sensitivity is far greater.
I give everybody the benefit of the doubt. I just don’t want this to be a place where it’s cool to try to provoke without a mutual understanding, because then the misunderstanding is too hard to sort through and the message to lurkers is “Just another Internet board not worth wading into” rather than the welcome mat I’d prefer. That’s my sensitivity with the whole thing.
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if we don't find someone other than Sir Matt and JT to score for us...
we may takeover last from Carolina
oh JT you didn't say it
JT just said he would be in awe of Moron Messier…or was he talking about Gretzky?
Don't all prokaryotes, by nature, not have a nucleus?
Or am I forgetting my high school biology?
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And that my friend, is why I said nucleoid, not nucleus. If you notice, they are spelled differently :P
Ah
Really, all I remembered about prokaryotes is that they’re cells without a nucleus. My 9th grade bio memory is limited. But thinking back to it…that holds the genetic material, no?
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Could this be....
…..1996-1997 all over again? We can take away JT’s 4 goals from these 2 games; maybe he’ll be Player of The Week(?) Questions; so many nagging questions…..
Well I believe an egg could probably beat us right now.
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Only if he can score more than JT.
Damn, without that turnover on the Blake goal, we just might have stolen another in Toronto.
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Unfortunately I had to see that one. I wish we could have seen another Rollie baseball slap out of the zone right around then.
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by metalcoconut on Dec 9, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
As I said above
if we don’t start getting consistent scoring from someone other than JT or Sir Matt, we may have Taylor to add production next year
thing is....
even if we stay around a point a game from now until March, we’d just have to dump veterans and we’d probably wind up in the mid 70s and be in the mix for the #1.
The Senators, right? That’s the Toronto team I think? Must be.
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Also, I missed this game and thread, sadly. I was happy to see JT score two and the Isles lose.
A good thing, too, since these “Toronto” clowns would have been no match for me. Nice job keeping the peace, Dom.
Haha, thanks. Yeah it only works if everyone takes it easy or else drips with irony — otherwise the shitstorm quickly builds and it spins out of control. But I’d be pretty overwhelmed if we had this many of just Islanders fans. My one time in Botta’s chat taught me there is a max volume beyond which I don’t even want to engage.
JT’s two goals: Carbon copies of his last two goals.
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