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New York Islanders at Toronto Maple Leafs, Dec 9, 2009 7:00 PM EST



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So the long road ends here. After tonight, the Islanders don't leave New York for the rest of the month.

Meanwhile, a huge night for Rob Schremp Hockey and Blake Comeau, because they're not only scratching to get back in the regular lineup -- they're competing against each other. When the next body comes back (or gets called up), one of them likely sits. Unless they can demonstrate greater value than, say, Jon Sim or Tim Jackman or Nate Thompson [insert your jokes and rants here].

Katie Strang reports Schremp has been in good spirits: "I'm closer to playing in the NHL now than I ever was last year." Before this epic run of 11 straight scratches ends tonight, Schremp said this ride in the press box was better than last time, because last time he was scratched because he wasn't getting it done. This time he was scratched because healthy bodies returned: "In the two games I was in I felt like I produced and did some good things. Then it became more of just a numbers thing."

Note: If the comments fill up during the second period, then you know a PPP invasion is in effect. Like good hosts, drink the good stuff and offer them the dregs.

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For any visiting Leafs fans

Here, we have a special guest chair just for you:

(Seriously, welcome.)

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Rabble Rousing?

That’s about one more word used to describe us than usual.

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Longest OT games

They’re running them down on NHL Network and just did the Easter Epic. Yes it was 22 years ago, and no it doesn’t ever get old.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 6:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

*happy*

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Information Overload

I have both feeds tonight — MSG (+2!) and TSN, and flipping back and forth while cooking is overwhelming the senses.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

MacTavish on Roloson

“It seems like Rolli has a fetish for playing on teams that give up that many shots.” Baha.

He left out “if only he’d been healthy all year last season, I’d still be a coach.”

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom two lines

Sim/Bailey/Comeau
Thompson/Schremp/Park

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

and let us not forget Sir Matt of the Golden Molson and his merry men and also

our very own Boromir, Slayer of Yukons who when he drinks the right ale becomes Denis the Sniper.

by BCISLEMAN on Dec 9, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rob Schremp Hockey™ takes his second shift.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Penalty

Wow, Stempniak just LAID Moulson out, and Moulson took a holding the stick penalty a few beats later.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

...and goal

Beauchemin. PP. Squibbler along the ice from the point.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did MM.....

….actually HOLD THE STICK IN QUESTION, Dom?

by ogam5 on Dec 9, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yes

He did that sneaky play where guys clamp down using their arms and then try to draw the hook.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE that move … except when a guy has already removed your spleen with his blade — then it’s okay.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

Because the refs fall for it 99 time out of 100

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know it’s hard to watch 10 guys at once, but falling for what they see at the last second is royal pet peeve. (See “ooh, he landed on the goalie, must be 2 minutes.”)

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

MM - 2 min. for.....

holding.

I sense a theme here…..

by ogam5 on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Rough start in his home this time. Dammit.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Beauchemin

Great diving play shorthanded to keep Comeau from receiving a prime pass in front of Vesa.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

...and goal. 2-0

Ian White off the inside post.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That was a laser!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This feels a lot like last time in Toronto

Except Roloson got tired of the whole God role.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Let’s hope so. I mean, well, we hope so

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The December swoon continues.

Look on the bright side though. At least we got through Nov at .500

by Chickendirt on Dec 9, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

And October!

Two months! Call it a year…

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This will probably get a reaction and so be it

the Islanders are just easier to play against without Andy Sutton.

by BCISLEMAN on Dec 9, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hi Jason Blake

No one here likes you anymore.

(Wait, who liked him when he was here? In the locker room, I mean?)

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Go ahead, kill him, make our day!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

INCOMING!

Thanks for hosting Dominik. I told everyone not to swear until you do.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sup Isles fans?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

SKY IS FALLING.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

(Good, just like we practiced)

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i lost the script, i think Kavel ate it

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

improv!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay,

We need a movie title, a food, and a member of Journey.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Seabiscuit, mashed potatoes, and…your mom?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

she is quite the journey, if you know what i mean

cause i dont

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He ate it

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how long do we have to do that? if we can make it 5 minutes, do we get a reward?

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it possible to embarrass PPP?

Wait, don’t answer that.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you weren’t at the draft were you

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

JOOOOOOLIANNNNNNNNN!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TELL HER YOU LOVE HER

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HELLO NEW YORK

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ROAD TRIP!

Hi Isles fans!!!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

FOr the leaf fans...

I tried to make a snoop pic in a leafs jersey, but then I found this…
http://media.photobucket.com/image/snoop%20dogg%20hockey%20jersey/xpilya/canucks/e76751cd.jpg

(Linked instead of posted for your protection)

I just lost the heart to complete the project…

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he has been in ducks jerseys before, so….

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it's the same pic

I was just saying….maybe he’s just a jersey whore?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know...

for some reason the link wasn’t working for me…

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s obscene.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE SNOOP DOGG

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Good idea. That pic is just wrong

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm here!

where all da white women at?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Only available during premium games.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

are there non-white women? I am not picky

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s the Leafs, of COURSE it’s a premium game!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I always preferred:

“Who wants to sex Mutumbo!”

as an opening line

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That one, by far the best. I still use it at home, to mixed results.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Y’all! Ain’t it nice to be down in the good ol’ U.S. of A, donchaknow?

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HI LIGHTHOUSE PEOPLE!

ROAD TRIP! \m/

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Where’s the beer?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

On the porch. Drink responsibly. No throwing glass.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Drink responsibly?

Could you explain that to me. I’m unfamiliar with the concept.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It means

Don’t drink all the beer, unless you’ve already gone out to get more.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it means stop when you run out

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. Is that like sleeping on your front so you don’t choke on your own vomit?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There ya go.. also don’t sleep in the bottom bunk – that way the person in the top bunk doesn’t vomit on you

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

actually, it’s supposed to be on your side with your head kind of propped up

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by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It means hold tightly on to your drink so you don’t drop it and waste the alcoholy goodness

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I just assumed “Responsibly” was the brand of beer they have here.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Fisher? are you serious?
Ferraro go jump off a bridge

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Mike Fisher is a Sniper!!!!

BLECH

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Till just gchatted me:

Dear Everyone
Stop pimimping Mike ‘Rob Zaumner 2.0’ for the Olympic Team
kthxbye
why not Alex Burrows!
and Moulson!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Farraro is pushing Fisher … for the Olympics? Nice.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh no. Did he drink out of Millen’s cup?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tampa’s stadium is about 80% empty.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we should have drafted Tyler Myers….or is that blasphemy?

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Tall Kid, gets spooked easily?

nah

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No

Sorry

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

poo

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LOUD NOISES

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Shit yes. I don’t care.

I don’t do it much, but I’m not easily angered.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck. Tits.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad I’m not the only one who caught this.. SWEARING IS A-GO!

by psamms on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ah challenge eh?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/shoots with elephant tranquilizers

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by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nice, you know my brand

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You have no idea what you have done

These guys into bars and sailors come out screaming with their hands over their ears

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tonight you will be visited by three ghosts

and by ghosts i mean burly men with lead pipes

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Myers?

GO SABRES!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I hear he won a Jack Adams in the preseason.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I heard

he won the Vezina trophy. GO SABERS!!!1

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Go Flyers!!!1

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he’s going to win the Vezina next season.and the Nobel prize for Awesome. Go sabres!!1

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

CRAIG RIVET IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NHL

GO SABRES!!!1

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TYLER MEYERS OMFG HE WILL WIN 10 NORRIS TROPHIES AND BRING US THE CUP BLARRRAGH!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SABRES!

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ANDREW RAYCROFT IS GOD!

Wait that statement is just too unreal

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And that’s just by the trade deadline!

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Could someone clarify the difference between Go Sabres!!!1 and Go Flyers!!!1 ?

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Go Flyers!!!!1 is stupid things.

Go Sabres!!11 is completely untrue things.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And GO SABERS!!!1

Is for stupidly untrue things.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What value did that add?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lots

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Colder nipples?

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Go Sabres! is factually incorrect
Go Flyers!!1 is just fucking stupid

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I missed too much :(

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by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back fuck face. I was in the car listening to Tom Jones the other day thinking about that time we had the worst mexican food ever.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha…good times. Whoa -oh-oh-oh

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by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I so wish I was there for that :(

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, we should have gone through Vermont and picked you up. our bad.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We considered it before someone on Twitter said there was crazy traffic on 91.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

‘sall right, I’m sure I can finagle a way to another draft sometime

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We got you next time, ok?

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sounds good

provided I have money for place to crash, drinks, etc

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that would have been weird

you guys would have just be driving around the country side going “LOSER DOMI! COME HERE SO WE CAN GET YOU DRUNK IN MONTREAL!!”

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

good times

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Islanders had a player named Billy Smith? Billy? Outrageous!

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You guys promised that you wouldn’t embarass PPP so I’ll reward you with a story.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

STORY TIME

/gets her blankie

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok so I met this girl my freshman year of college.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

cool story bro’

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

AHHHH!!! NOT LISTENING ANYMORE.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

QUIET YOU!

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by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this story still freaks me out…..Always ask if she has braces.

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by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

QUICK SOMEONE DO SOMETHING STUPID

AHHHHHH!!!!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So

Who wants to talk about the New Jersey Devils?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

{feels very sleepy}

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Go hang out with the guidos on the Jersey Shore

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

every year

some reality show manages to convince me humanity is at it’s lowest point.

I really, really, really hope Jersey Shore is the bottom, because good gravy i’d hate to see it get worse…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like you can never safely say that you’ve seen the lowest point.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Steven Segal: Lawman

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that show is comedic gold

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I watched one episode of that show and I was roaring laughing the whole time.

But then again I love A&E and I have a problem.

by psamms on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My jaw is still on the floor. Still not sure I believe I saw what I saw.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No one. I’m not sure why we let you hang out with us.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But I was listening to PPP…

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How are you a Devils AND Leafs fan?

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I had someone try and tell me they were a Habs fan and a Leafs fan. I told him that it was the same thing as saying he was a theist and an atheist and he didn’t see a problem with that either.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

See I think Devils Leafs could be reconciled, I’ve just asked Space Weed four times and he’s never answered.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

at least it’s not within the division?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No.

You get one team. There is no reconciling. I don’t understand this line of thinking at all.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This.

I mean I like you guys and all, but come Wednesday you can all go to hell.

Kidding! Love you all.

But seriously, straight to hell.

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by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d be like

/head asplode

trying to deal with that!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Good explanation

That’s like saying you’re a Manchester United Fan but you also cheer for Liverpool

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but then he;d be doubly wrong

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who the fuck is Man United?

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

a church that preforms gay marriage?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

THAT IS VERY FUNNY

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Close enough.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WHO THE FUCK IS MAN UNITED!

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait I do that.

Just because I have no idea who to root for and to make your head explode.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve lived in Toronto for 18 years (basically my entire life), and i’ve watched the Leafs for a hell of a long time. Jason Arnott was my fave player as a kid and I watched alot of Devils games when i could (before he got traded to the Stars). I eventually just started liking the Devils after watching too many of their games.

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Works for me.

Will you do me a favor though?

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Shoot myself?

Can do

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stop typing “ur” instead of “you’re”. It drives me crazy. I bit my monitor today once.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

alright. It’s a force of habit, but i’ll try

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You do that everyday.

Seriously. Just because there’s a picture of a cheeseburger on the monitor doesn’t mean the monitor tastes like a cheeseburger.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

chemmy is wellwood?

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not every time but at least once maybe right?

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hope springs eternal

and curly fries also

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Chemmy’s been thinkin like Kyle Wellwood?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That makes sense

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The important thing is….who did you want to win when we kept facing them in the playoffs? =D

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Leafs

then the Devils

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

braces braces braces

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or floor hockey!

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NO BRACES!

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So anyhow me and her have this conversation about seafood.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And I like shrimp, they taste really good you know? By the way, you all know the approximate size and shape of an avocado, right?

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Honest to goodness seafood, or was the conversation a double-entendre?

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s going somewhere with it… just wait

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So we’re having a nice chat and of course I like cocktail sauce because who doesn’t?

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So she gets out one of those cigar cutters while we’re watching a movie and talking which caught me by surprise.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have the TSN feed

Did I just catch an ad for a Rush DVD?

I really hope folks still don’t go ga ga for those guys anymore. Their music hasn’t exactly stood the test of time.

by Chickendirt on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ooooh

we just had a whole discussion about them in the first period thread.
You won’t like the consensus

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by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Not to worry. I listen to dated music all the time. Last summer I had an Iron Maiden kick. Their music is the epitome of dated but entertaining (not to mention funny to listen to).

One band I think that sounds better now than when they first came out are the Pixies. Simply brilliant work!!!

by Chickendirt on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Brag moment re: Iron Maiden

I once had beers with Bruce Dickinson.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That

Is sick.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I met him after a show once, cool dude, he wasnt even playing

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

:(

the Pixies have always sounded good.

but i’m an old fart.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not an old fart and I love the Pixies. That day you embedded a Frank Black video in the FTB was awesome.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe. But you’re right.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They sound better to me as time goes on

Sadly they will never get any credit.

They were just simply brilliant and that stuff is twenty years old.

One day some kid will discover that stuff and feel like a king for it. Nothing today compares.

by Chickendirt on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait until you hear the new version of “The Hockey song” <>

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The “this is Canada’s team” is what really makes me vomit. Just cheesy and wrong and over the top and very much like an American Chevy commercial.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We hate it more than you. I promise.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i like it BECAUSE people hate it

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/high five!

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why do they do this to fans? Daddy, why do you beat me?

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOAAOOOOOOOHOOOOOOH

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

When I worked as a ticket scalper in Boston I was saved by Office Space at a Rush ticket sale once.

The guy next to me says “You’re pretty young for a Rush fan.”

“What can I say they just rule.”

“What’s your favorite Rush song?”

“Uh… I guess I kinda just like ’em all.”

“Oh nice.”

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rush fans largely stupid burnouts: story at 11.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I love this.

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

cool...

islanders territory…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Isles fans

I promise not to mention this and in exchange you won’t mention this. Even though one is perfectly legal and the other is just filthy.

:)

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

that remains my favourite non-Sens series of the Pat Quinn era Leafs.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Which Sens series was better than that? That Isles series might be the best playoff series I’ve ever seen.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

true but the Sens series just made me more happy because it was the dirty Sens and I knew more Sens fans than Isles fans.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you work with young children?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well, he’s in Teacher’s College….

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The series we swept them after they laughed at us because they had creamed us all year long and Quinn said we had a team built for the playoffs =D

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Most Brutal,Most Vicious, Most Satisfying

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Even though one is perfectly legal and the other is just filthy.

Haha. Deal. I pity the raving homeless this time of year.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NO LEAFS NO

but greetings anyway. Shame about this game.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Komi good

fantastic

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Komi!
=)

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's awesome

That we’re paying homage to a Toronto player who was born and raised in the opposing team’s region for once, and not the other way around.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

JERSEY FOUL SPOTTED

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

So THIS is what Long Island is like.....

Nothing like “Everybody Loves Raymond” or “King of Queens” made me think it would be.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ORR!!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Where’s the macro!?

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

does wrap have it?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

will we be blessed with an Orr/Witt tilt??

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Witt only fights trucks. Orr can call him when he gets a nicer grill.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but...

Orr haz mustache…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if i were Witt

i’d take my chances with a truck as well…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d take a knock from an SUV before Colton Orr.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

cause the SUV wont enjoy it

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that

needs to be on a shirt

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Any zone that contains Colton Orr is destined for crumpling.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Beauty.

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by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like hearing McGuire say nice things about him.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Roloson stared the puck wide.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schremp, you are a waste of NHL hands

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

horray for making fun of other team’s players on other team’s GDTs!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ive been making fun of schremp since he was a knight, im not going to stop now

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Considering he has 0 goals and he’s a ‘skill’ player? I think so

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pierre mentioned another W player.

DRINK.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Good rule.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

dammit my crown is upstairs.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Could get fun quick.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Just opened my great big bottle of Elora Special Bitter.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the rule is drink whenever pierre mentions a w player?

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nevermind.

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU CAN TAKE MY BOOZE WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY YELLOW SPOTTED HANDS

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

XLB penalty. Figures.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Schremp and Tavares on the PP together

“I’m supposed to have the puck here.”

“No, I’m supposed to have the puck.”

“No…”

“—WHO IS THE SAVIOR AND WHO IS JUST THE SCHREMP, HUH?”

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

You should call Schremp “Schump”

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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schit

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy reflexes, Toskala.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know if you remember, but I wrote a story about how I couldn’t admit Cox was writing good articles because as soon as I did he’d write something awful and make me look like a dunce.

I can’t admit that Toskala is playing well because he’ll make me look like an asshole the second I say it.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

All I see here is

“Chemmy just said Toskala is kicking ass and will probably get a shutout.”

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you!

Can our Overlords delete posts on other SBN sites?

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t think so

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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Nope

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pierre mentioned the OHL?

Does that count for partial credit, Wrap?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

SHUT UP AND DRINK

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I approve of this rule.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE FOR ASKING

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

One drink. Two drinks for when he mentions W.

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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Two for the Q.

Not that he’ll ever mention it.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Are the Penguins playing? He’ll mention Crosby then

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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pierre talking about how much he watches kids…..creeeeeeeeepy

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

glad I’m watching the game on MSG

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Same

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is lookin similar to one of those games from October

At least the way the Isles are fighting the puck too much down low. Little poise goes a long way.

by Chickendirt on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. I guess when only JT and Moulson have scored in what feels like a week, everybody’s tight.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds so naughty

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ridiculously naught.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a close team. Lots of showers.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lots of loofah action?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

now now

you’ll get them all worked into a lather

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to the slashfic mobile!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Toskala seems to go down too early

I don’t know why when they get the puck in the scoring areas they look to get of it like it’s gonna give em Anthrax.

Let Toskala go down and lift it.

by Chickendirt on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Where I come from, we appreciate those who go down early.

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hayooooooooo

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he is also tiny

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s also small.

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

small isn't a problem if he goes down early enough

 no wait…

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Luke is definitely back.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

OLAS!!

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So much for the

AHL crap. I’m lovin’ this from Schenn.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Luke belongs in the NHL.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There was never any question of that. 20 games of playing poorly is not an adequate sample size. Especially when the rest of the team is playing just as badly.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Schenn is awesome… he stepped up while Komi was getting his “brain problems” figured out…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

one of these days

you’ll say something, and be right about it.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

broken clock is right twice a day, yadda yadda…

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

olas’ floating point shots are just sexy

by roadkill101 on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No one’s perfect

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mess!!

Now there’s a guy with no crumple zones.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Greetings

Has Toskala given up a goal yet or is there still time to jinx the so-and-so?

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Man! Now I’ve gotta learn how to rec…

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hit ‘actions’, hit ‘rec’

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

actions. rec.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Love my Leafs but not toskala.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Who doesn’t love a man with a sense of fashion X(

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I mean the man has a walk in closet….where do I sign up?

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Careful, you.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The mere fact that you’re considering jinxing Toskala is a good sign.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

"Just throw it at Vesa"

Is not working. Where is the workaround?

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

getting stuffed

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No no.

YOu have to “Throw it directly at Vesa’s Chest” Those are the one’s he misses.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kessel’s move was ill btw

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He’s got the ill communication.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

PLAGUE!!!1

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sick pass, i cant wait till the leafs have a complementary player

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you really just say that?

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YES

SNOOP WAS ON THE ILLMATIC SO I CAN SAY IT TOO

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He has to lose points for having it disrupted by Freddy Meyer though, right?

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kessel with a filthy, filthy move

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Philthy Phil

being Philthy. Love it.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Schenn was DEEEEEP there.

made me nervous…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she said?…

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schenn’s stick looks like it’s about 10 feet long.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well

He does wear an XXXXXXXL cup.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the blood rush must be incredible

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we were done talking about Rush?

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wrong Rush

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Back in our day, we used blanks. You sick fuck.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO? WOOOOO!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks chief

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for titling birky

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with what SkinnyFish is about to post.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

you evil genius.

by Kohma on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh...

That guy just hit a broken stick at the player with the puck, that’s supposed to be an automatic penalty shot.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I agree 100%

Refs suck

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/alfredsson’d

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you

Dwayne Roloson!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Damn him

…………to HELL!

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Wallin is playing?

who knew.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he’s doing it wrong

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not even Wallin knew.

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by Travis Hair on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

This Leafs PP is looking good!

Oh….

/Guffaw

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes, the joy of playing against Mr. Witt

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I still can’t believe Kulemin is over 220 lbs….

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

fatty

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i'd believe that

if he didn’t look so emaciated…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If that's emaciated..

Then consider me Miles Davis.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it’s blurry.

if they show him during the games you’ll see what i mean

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thats what wellwood said about his ass

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kabby

Great pass… too bad it was to Wallin.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Kabby is wicked good.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Any one notice that the Leafs are playing better since RW stopped juggling the lines…. OR is it the Chicken/egg where he stopped juggling lines when they started playing better???

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

a little from column A, a little from column B

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I skew toward the latter. Tough to mess up chemistry that isn’t there in the first place.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

once Stajan started playing with some fire, the entire roster settled down. Having Primeau play the 3rd center was a good move too.

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this icing business is good…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

MOAR ICINGSSS!!!!111

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

More icing

Make it stop. Get a smother for Roloson, please.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

How about a penalty?

Kinda bittersweet but at least you get fresh legs.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Very bittersweet. Let’s see, top line hemmed in our zone … um, what’s next.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Witt penalty

not what I had in mind.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure beats him getting his face rearranged.

by Kohma on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck but is Beauch looking like the Beauch of old

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Nice Job Beauch

LEafs goin on da Power play

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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jeez

I thought that WAS the power play

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone please kill Witt?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Attempts have been made.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not good enough.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Great sequence

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

that was some great hockey…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Let’s make it count on the PP. FINISH THEM!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It was almost like we knew what we were doing…

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

...almost...

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Since no one else has

I ordered Pizza Hut for dinner.

wasn’t that the rule after the Thrashers game…?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yes

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you actually had to go there. Calling for delivery won’t cut it.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well

We’ll find out won’t we

Maybe we just have to mention the place

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh well, too late now. i’m not moving

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What was Roloson trying to do to Beauch :o

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Big Hug!!!

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ACC

Loud tonight

by Kohma on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That is good to see.

The ACC crowd getting into it.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wow, weak call

Roloson is allowed to facewash a guy who tries to fellatio him in the crease. That’s just the rule.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hot.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

2 minuites for improper reach around

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s right there in the book. Section 5 Paragraph 3 sub-clause iii

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or, to conjugate properly

I guess the verb is “to fellate.” My bad.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not that I'm presently conjugating...

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I were conjugating right now

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd prefer it to this game

(Me conjugating, not you. No offense.)

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you cunning linguist

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That

sounds offensive.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That

sounds offensive.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough then, we promise to do absolutely nil on the powerplay

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Deal

Now about that Toskala shutout…

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy F

Make quicker decisions you schmucks!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That

was un-Kabbylike

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gross

They looked so much better 5 on 5.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

I think Roloson knew that and thats why he bear hugged Beauch

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This power play: not good.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

And they got better

When it became 5-on-5.

Bizarre.

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Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IS HAPPENING

TO MY BELOVED LEAFS PP?!

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They exceeded their quota of PPG per game, and decided to shut down PP operations for the evening?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

I’m sure eventually we’ll get another game like our first Anaheim win and we’ll skyrocket to the top of the PP % with dozens of 5-on-3s

That game was just silly

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I burned the fuck out of my hand cooking dinner.

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I’LL KEEP COMMENTING THOUGH

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by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Truculence…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TRUCULENCE

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What a trooper you are!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well shit

doesn’t my reply stick out like a sore thumb

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Columbus.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Truculence.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chemmy, you’re a truculent dude

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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the life of a PPP commenter is never easy…

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

PPP’n aint easy

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How?

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How is Brendan Witt

still on an NHL roster?

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Because Colton Orr hasn’t killed him yet.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Could only have a positive effect on their cap situation

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Because he’s Truckulent!

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OHHH

I see what you did there.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SCHENN

ERASES

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

SCHENN. DESTRUCTION.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

BOOM SCHENNSHOT

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Schenn!!!!!!!!!!1

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Who did Schenn just destroy?

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sim

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sim

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!!!!!!!!

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

fantastic

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rec’d

by Kohma on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GOLD.

SOLID GOLD!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My leafy sense is tingling….

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So rec'd

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OH HI. HAVE YOU MET LUKE SCHENN?

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I think he introduced himself

To Sim’s insides.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And etched his name on Sim’s ribcage.

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SPN style

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Castiel style. Gripped him tight. raised him from perdition.

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Schenn is playing better this month. I’ll give him that.

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

you'll know soon

check the uniondale newspaper’s obituaries

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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Use brute Force, Luke!

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Why on EARTH....

…..does MM get to take Rolo’s penalty? That’s one hat trick he doesn’t need!

by ogam5 on Dec 9, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

To feel shame?

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bam!

You’re pregnant!

by Kohma on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Give the boy a real haircut and a less goofy smile and he might be a nice-lookin’ kid.

/runs from own blog

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

you better run, son.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Get the pitchforks!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SORRY

HE"S NOT JOHN TONELLI

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You wanna talk about fine facial hair, you talk about Tonelli.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lanny Macdonald

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well now that’s not even a fair fight.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Last time someone insulted Schenn (or Wendel, or Felix Potvin) they got their blog run over

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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Schenn?

I got a little-brother-on-Growing-Pains sort of vibe.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sim has all sorts of pain right now, the only thing growing is the amount of blood in his lungs

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Here is a bodybag

Y’all can take Sim with you.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, we have enough dead weight, you’ll find it wearing number 3

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and more wearing #55

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he’s small enough to fit in the overhead, not too worried

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I thought since you took #55…

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yep

and if ur wondering about the blog getting run over, some dude on Second City Hockey decided to talk smack about Wendel’s facial hair.

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

UR!

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ah crap

It’s a force of habit. Blame me for not being mature enoguh and using internetslang.

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I DON’T THINK MY FATHER, THE INVENTOR OF TOASTER STRUDEL, WOULD BE TOO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS.

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that’s because Schenn does car commercials….

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

IN JAPAN!

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did your father actually invent Toaster Strudel? Do you get a discount?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you need to see more movies

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, i get excited by pastry.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OMG. GO NETFLIX MEAN GIRLS.

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pierre mentioned Schenn is from Saskatoon

That’s worth a drink.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ya. I think he was cut off. I just know he was going to mention Schenn being a Rocket.

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Take two extra

‘cause it’s Schenn.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like rules.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pierre was THISCLOSE to mentioning Schenn is from the W.

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Everyone who bodychecks is from the W, right? That’s the rule? I have the old manual.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

Stajan…

worst 1st line center, or worstest?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Probably the worst but he’s a solid second line center

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

third line center

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s played pretty well this year, to be honest

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And yet

none of us can think of a worse 1st line centre in the NHL

Not top line material.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kessel’s influence is deceiving. Stajan was playing like dogshit until Kessel got in the lineup, as he will do again for whichever team gets fleeced into coughing up a 4th for him.

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by puckurgently on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya but

GMs know this. I’m sure they all read PPP anyway

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure you could find worse...

….on an expansion team in its first year. Maybe. If you’re lucky.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kovalchuk – Metropolit – Hossa

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

except

Metropolit was the Thrashers center in 06. The Thrashers have been around since 99….

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well yeah. Just saying, that’s like a 4th liner with two all stars

by Pat Verbeek on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

true

but they also had Rucchin and Holik that year IIRC.

Both saw time on the top line as well…

plus, it’s the Thrashers. I’m talking about professionally run franchises…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

worstestestetst

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

worstest-est?

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

umm….there’s uh……what about……maybe……. yeah i got nothing

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure Calgary’s had worse

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually…Stajan is about matching Jokinen’s production this year =P But Calgary had a reverse Sundin thing going for many years with Iginla

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I am enthralled.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

UGH

you gotta get that shit up off the ice BLAKE

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That’s another great shift.

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by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe it isn’t 5-0

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It's our mothafuckin achilles heel

Dwayne Roloson in net.

That’s why

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe it’s not butter.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe in life after love

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can tell the difference between butter and “I can’t believe it’s not butter”.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but can you BELIEVE the difference?

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m thoroughly nonplussed.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well there you go

nobody can say that’s false advertising (and believe it)

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's OK

JT We can’t score more than two anyhow.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I really want a third goal, so badly right now.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

good call.

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ahw, white just wants to frolik through a field of flowers with Blake

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Niiice period.

No scoring but the Leafs looked pretttaaayyyy prettayyyyyyyy prettay good.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Highlight of the period

Schenn erasing that Islander player like it was nothing.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

THIS SHOULD BE AN EVERYDAY THING

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YEAAAAA

They were playin Sloan!

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by Space Weed on Dec 9, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Leafs doing their part for the Environment

Only have to run the Zamboni on half the ice for this period

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Nothing doin to end the period…

by Kohma on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

TAKE ME HOME.

there’s no place like home
there’s no place like home
there’s no place like home

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It was a fun field trip.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Grab Tavares

and whatever isn’t nailed down!

by Kohma on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/KOs Tavares and ties him up

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WANT

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No one tell them

Tavares does not run without the Moulson 1.0 Service Pack.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You’ll have to excuse me
I’m not at my best
I’ve been gone for a period
I’ve been drunk since I left.

These so-called vacations
Will soon be my death
I’m too sick of Long Island
To PPP for a rest.

TAKE ME HOME!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Mad Fiddle Solo!!!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE ME HOME!

country roads….
to the blog I belong,
Triple -Pp,
just for me
 take me home, country roads

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Home, Home at PPP…
Where we go nuts on every PP (yes I rhymed PPP with PP)
Where seldom is heard
“JFJ wasn’t so bad”
And the discussion stays topical and rad

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

awesome!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Cheers, PPP gang

Thanks for the housewarming gifts.

Maybe one day, PLAYOFFS!!!1

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Leafs vs. Isles

that’ll be one hell of a series.

Thanks for having us here.

by Kavel Pubina on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

2002 repeat?

Can we pull Tucker, Domi, and Webb out of retirement?

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ummm

I think Darcy’s still playing…although I would wish otherwise

by BCISLEMAN on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

someone...

Beam us up…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you get expressed written consent from Eyebeleaf to use the ’Playoffs!!1" TM?

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s the Internet, so I thought I was allowed to steal without consequence. No? Did someone make laws?

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if you notice anything missing…

chemmy has sticky fingers

by birky on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks all, you’ve been good hosts!

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by stucky on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks again

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Later Lighthouse! Home time!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

breadcrumbs!

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Here Leafs; http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/12/9/1193839/islanders-leafs-three-the-hard-way

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by wrap around curl on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

PEACE ISLES

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by nhlcheapshot on Dec 9, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for your hospitality and pillow mints.

…but I’m still stealing your shampoo and bathrobe.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LATER!

THANKS FOR NOT CALLING 911.

IGNORE THE SMELL IN TEH ATTIC

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by PPP on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i left an upper decker in the guest bathroom. enjoy.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no courtesy flush? for shame!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There’s a half dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy in my room.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I trust you’re filming it? We have royalties rules.

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by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the trip!

You Isles guys are a-ok!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You throws us a good party.

come by our some day.

Heck any day. We like guests.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks guy! Don’t worry….Tosk won’t get a shutout and is prone to bad goals =D You’re still in it!

by Theodles on Dec 9, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I may lurk around here for a bit

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 9, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So is this new rush version

going to remove the crappy line?

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 9, 2009 8:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Must warm pasta

PPP field trip. Score still the same. Me still hungry.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 8:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ruh roh

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Dec 9, 2009 8:51 PM EST reply actions   0 recs