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Your Yukon truck is no match for Brendan Witt, Warrior D

This used to be a nice Yukon.  [Edit: For anyone confused: NO, that's not the one that hit Witt. He got up, you know.]

Shark attacks, truck attacks -- no problem.

Even if he's lost a step on the ice since his heyday, this is why so many fans love Brendan Witt:

Witt was crossing Arch street to get a cup of coffee when a gold Yukon truck made an illegal turn and hit the 34-year-old. Newsday says Witt tried to jump on the hood of the vehicle before being thrown to the ground as he was struck.

"I'm okay," Witt told the crowd as he dusted himself off, according to Newsday. "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm okay. No big deal."

The story gets better, with on-looker's stunned reactions ("It was like Clint Eastwood"), in that TSN link (above) and Katie Strang's report at her Newsday Isles blog.

Of course Witt will still be in the lineup tonight. Like you expected any different?

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If a Yukon truck hit me in Philadelphia I would:
Run crying home to Mommy
29 votes
Think these "tough" Philly fans have finally crossed the line
57 votes
Wish I was Brendan Witt so I could get up and take my next shift
80 votes
Be grateful I was wearing that Messier concussion helmet
24 votes

190 votes | Poll has closed

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Further investigation has determined that the Yukon was being driven by none other than new Flyers, and previous Islanders, head coach, Peter Laviolette.

When contacted for a statement, he gave the following explanation for his actions, “There’s no way I’m going to finish behind those b@$tards in the standings.”

by elesias on Dec 8, 2009 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

Really?

I heard it was Andy Mac.

by BCISLEMAN on Dec 8, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess who voted for Messier?

:-)

Blueshirt Banter: Covering the New York Rangers the only NHL team with three home arenas.

by Joe Fortunato on Dec 8, 2009 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

Bahaha

Corporate shill!!!

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 8, 2009 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Witt

He always reminds me of Dee Snyder, of Twisted Sister fame.

by IamJacksSplitSave on Dec 8, 2009 1:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Or Andrew W.K.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 8, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

They didn’t say if the truck was alright. I hope Witt didn’t total it.

Guess what Crosby, Matt Moulson can score hat tricks too and he costs a lot less.

by metalcoconut on Dec 8, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

In the same hockey players eat nails for breakfast mode...

check out my latest fanshot on Anders Lee and the Green Bay Gamblers. His coach seems quite the character.

by BCISLEMAN on Dec 8, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

Shame is it didn't take him out

Witt=/=good

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Dec 8, 2009 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

Only the truly crazy leave their homes without a Messier helmet.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Dec 8, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

Just amazing. What a crazy bastard.

You're the reason that I hate Nova Scotia.

by Rob Parker on Dec 8, 2009 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

Guys, I have a confession to make…

Broad Street Hockey - SB Nation's Philadelphia Flyers Blog. Makin' it look mean since 1967.

by Travis Hughes on Dec 8, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Knew it!

I hope he broke your headlight and bent your custom rims.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Dec 9, 2009 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you take your truck to the car wash immediately after the accident lady Macbeth?

Guess what Crosby, Matt Moulson can score hat tricks too and he costs a lot less.

by metalcoconut on Dec 9, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

but you should read my post above...

taking out Witter might be a good thing for the Isles.

by BCISLEMAN on Dec 9, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

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