Your Yukon truck is no match for Brendan Witt, Warrior D
Shark attacks, truck attacks -- no problem.
Even if he's lost a step on the ice since his heyday, this is why so many fans love Brendan Witt:
Witt was crossing Arch street to get a cup of coffee when a gold Yukon truck made an illegal turn and hit the 34-year-old. Newsday says Witt tried to jump on the hood of the vehicle before being thrown to the ground as he was struck.
"I'm okay," Witt told the crowd as he dusted himself off, according to Newsday. "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm okay. No big deal."
The story gets better, with on-looker's stunned reactions ("It was like Clint Eastwood"), in that TSN link (above) and Katie Strang's report at her Newsday Isles blog.
Of course Witt will still be in the lineup tonight. Like you expected any different?
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Further investigation has determined that the Yukon was being driven by none other than new Flyers, and previous Islanders, head coach, Peter Laviolette.
When contacted for a statement, he gave the following explanation for his actions, “There’s no way I’m going to finish behind those b@$tards in the standings.”
Guess who voted for Messier?
:-)
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Bahaha
Corporate shill!!!
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
Witt
He always reminds me of Dee Snyder, of Twisted Sister fame.
by IamJacksSplitSave on Dec 8, 2009 1:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions
In the same hockey players eat nails for breakfast mode...
check out my latest fanshot on Anders Lee and the Green Bay Gamblers. His coach seems quite the character.
Shame is it didn't take him out
Witt=/=good
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
Only the truly crazy leave their homes without a Messier helmet.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
Guys, I have a confession to make…
Broad Street Hockey - SB Nation's Philadelphia Flyers Blog. Makin' it look mean since 1967.
Knew it!
I hope he broke your headlight and bent your custom rims.
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
Did you take your truck to the car wash immediately after the accident lady Macbeth?
Guess what Crosby, Matt Moulson can score hat tricks too and he costs a lot less.
by metalcoconut on Dec 9, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions

by ![This used to be a nice Yukon. [Edit: For anyone confused: NO, that's not the one that hit Witt. He got up, you know.]](http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/198821/9-22-06_yukon_large.jpg)































